Pictures of Perfection. Reginald Hill

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I mean, no, of course not, only you’ve got to keep a sharp eye open for strangers out here …’

      He was nobbut a lad, thought Wield, noting how the embarrassed flush blended in with the rich red of his windblown hair.

      He said abruptly, ‘Worried about strangers, are you? Seems to me that come Easter, you’re going to have a lot more to worry about, and from that sign on the gate, some of ’em will be very strange indeed. You got a hat, lad?’

      ‘Yeah, I’m sorry, Sarge, it’s back there … in the car …’

      ‘Wear it.’ Wield’s brain, which his CID Chief, Andy Dalziel, opined should be pickled in strong ale and sold to IBM after the Sergeant’s death, had been punching up references to Enscombe.

      He said, ‘Post Office here got done, twice, wasn’t it? Once before Christmas, once just after. We never got anyone, as far as I recall. That’d be strangers too, I suppose?’

      ‘I expect so, Sarge.’

      ‘And wasn’t there some bother about the War Memorial last Remembrance Day?’

      ‘Yes, Sarge. It got desecrated, I’d just started here then.’

      ‘Did you get it sorted?’

      ‘I think so, Sarge.’

      ‘Anything else important happen here since you came?’

      ‘No, Sarge. I don’t think so.’

      ‘What about those stitches in your arm? And that bruise on your face? You been in a ruck?’

      ‘Oh no, Sarge.’ He laughed, not wholly convincingly. ‘Walked into the branch of a tree, fell and cut myself on a rock.’

      ‘Oh aye? So. Two break-ins and an attack by nature. Real crime wave! No wonder you’re neurotic about strangers. But the rule is, nice first, nasty when you see a need. You got that, Bendish?’

      The name had popped into his head. He must have seen it on a report. He’d had nothing to do personally with either of the PO jobs here.

      The young constable was clearly impressed and disconcerted at this degree of knowledge. His mind was trying to fit it in with the appearance of a detective-sergeant, some way past the first flush of youth, wearing black leather and riding a high-powered motorbike.

      He said, ‘You’re not here officially, are you, Sarge? I mean under cover …?’

      Wield barked the sound which friends recognized as his way of expressing amusement though others often took it as a sign that the interrupted lycanthropic process suggested by his face was about to be resumed.

      ‘No, son. Just out enjoying the countryside. And dying for a cup of tea. It said something back there about refreshments.’

      ‘You’re out of luck. Sorry,’ said Bendish as though he felt personally responsible. ‘Place isn’t open to the public till Easter; it does say so on the sign. You must have missed it. But there’s a café in the village. Dora Creed’s place. She’s a smashing baker. Very welcoming.’

      ‘Oh aye?’ said Wield. ‘I saw it. Next to a bookshop. Make me welcome there too, would they?’

      ‘Oh yes. Old Digweed’ll talk to you for hours about books if you let him.’

      ‘So,’ said Wield, ‘if we add you, that must make Enscombe about the most welcoming place in Yorkshire. It fair wears a man out. I reckon I’ll head on home and make my own tea.’

      To give unalloyed joy is a rare privilege. Observing the undisguisable relief and pleasure which broke out in the young man’s face, Wield thought: Mebbe I should say goodbye to folk more often.

      ‘Sorry about the misunderstanding, Sarge,’ said Bendish.

      ‘You’ll be sorrier if I catch you wandering around again baht ’at,’ said Wield heavily. ‘This isn’t Ilkley Moor. Take heed!’

      He revved up and set off slowly through the gateway. The watcher at the window had vanished but the little girl was still standing in the porch. He waved at her as he passed and she waved back, then ran into the house.

      The young constable watched him out of sight. Then he flung up his right arm in a gesture as much of exultation as derision and yelled, ‘And goodbye to you too, you ugly old sod!’

      Then, laughing, he turned and ran back into the rhododendrons.

       CHAPTER THREE

      ‘… so young, so blooming and so innocent, as if she never had a wicked thought in her life – which yet one has some reason to suppose she must have had …’

      Kee Scudamore watched the last motorcyclist move away, then crossed the street. She walked with an easy and unconscious grace untroubled by the gusting wind which unfurled her long flaxen hair and pressed her cotton skirt to the contours of her slender thighs. Under her left arm she carried a box file.

      ‘Dora, Edwin, good day to you,’ she said in a soft voice with just enough music in it to take the edge off a certain almost pedantic note. ‘And what did Guy the Heir want with you?’

      ‘Pie for his cronies,’ said Dora Creed. ‘I sent them packing. Rules’s no good if you make exceptions. No hippies, no bikers.’

      ‘Take care, Dora. Once he comes into his own, it will be his decision who caters for the Reckoning, not to mention the new café.’

      Dora shrugged indifferently and said, ‘Hall may stand higher than the church, but it’s the church I look up to.’

      ‘Well said,’ replied Kee. ‘I wish everyone had your principles, especially up at the Hall.’

      ‘Oh Jesus,’ said Digweed. ‘Not more revelations?’

      Dora Creed shot him an indignant glance and said, ‘The Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain.’

      Digweed replied with some irritation, ‘If the Lord can tolerate the enthusiasm of a vessel as holy as yourself for the works of Harold Robbins I am sure he will permit me the occasional profanity. Kee, what now?’

      ‘It’s this gift shop Girlie’s planning. First there was your brother’s carved crooks, Dora. Not that I can really complain about that. George is a free agent and goes his own way.’

      ‘As an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks,’ said Dora Creed fiercely.

      Kee raised her eyebrows questioningly at Digweed who shook his head as if to say he didn’t understand either.

      ‘However,’ resumed the blonde woman, ‘Beryl Pottinger’s a horse of a different colour. I’ve put in a great deal of time and effort there, and she’s learned a lot from Caddy. Her watercolours have become our bestselling line. Now she tells me Girlie’s offering her a better deal. This is blatant poaching.’

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