Finn certainly was unhappy. He had refused to ‘go’ to school with Hudson, refused to help any of the crew or Al with their preparations, even refused to accept a Skype call from Carla (as she had the audacity to be in China herself, if a good 1000 miles south of Shanghai).
He spent most of the day in his nano-room, torturing himself by checking out epic Chinese bugs online. He had a classic green praying mantis in his collection already, but China boasted extraordinary multi-coloured versions, striped like tigers and poised like kung fu masters ten times his size. Not that he was going to see one. Not that he was going to see anything …
He reappeared at teatime to make one last desperate appeal.
“I am going!” he demanded.
“No!” repeated Grandma.
“It’s not fair!” said Finn.
“Nothing is fair,” Al confirmed, “but this is just an exploratory investigation.”
“So I’m involved in everything we do – but I’m dropped as soon as anything exciting happens?!” said Finn. “Everybody is going to be there!”
“I’ll still be here!” said Grandma. “And Hudson’s coming for a birthday sleepover!”
“No he isn’t! I’m going to China! I have medals from three countries! Look around, do you see any Scarlatti wasps?” asked Finn.
“Firstly,” said Al, wagging his finger, “you weren’t meant to be involved in Scarlatti. That was an accident from which we’re still trying to recover and, secondly, think of me, Grandma and Yo-yo. We nearly lost you once, we’re not going through that again.”
“Hear hear!” agreed Grandma. “God saves the world one soul at a time, and you’re next.”
“I’M THIRTEEN YEARS OLD AND NINE MILLIMETRES TALL – GIVE ME A BREAK!”
“And we’re not going to make it worse for you by allowing you to get killed!” Al replied.
Finn threw an empty nano-water bottle up at him. It bounced off his chest.
“Come on,” pleaded Al. “If this is a real attack, and it’s probably not, but if it is? Kaparis is behind it.”
“It’s YOU he wants, Finn. That ridiculous man …” said Grandma, having to repack Al’s bag to cope with the thought.
“When a man that crazy, that powerful, is focused on taking over the world – that’s bad enough,” said Al. “But when he’s gunning for revenge against a thirteen-year-old boy? Let’s not go there.”
“I’ve already beaten him once and I’m not afraid of death!” said Finn.
“Infinity!” cried Grandma.
Al snapped his fingers and pointed straight down at him. “That’s the Drake family problem right there – like father like son. No temporal fear. On the Allenby side, we live in constant terror. Your mother was the only one of us with any guts.”
“So – what, I’m always going to be hostage to your feelings?! You’re going to leave me behind all my life, I’m never going to be allowed to do anything, is that it?” Finn was so angry he thought he might burst.
“Yes,” confirmed Grandma.
“No!” said Al, “because Kaparis will soon be caught and you will soon be macro again and we’re all going to live happily ever after.”
“Oh yeah? When exactly – and how about the truth for once. Because you’ve been promising that for a while and all we’ve got so far is a dead mouse!”
Finn stormed back towards the seed tray tower block.
Al sighed. “Finn, stop … Truth is, there is a possibility that we may never be able to bring you guys back to size,” Al said.
A moment stretched in silence. Finn felt weak at the knees. It felt strange having someone speak your worst fear out loud.
“But it’s one possibility out of many,” said Al, leaning into the compound. “I want you to look at me …”
Finn looked up into Al’s clear, crazed, curious eyes.
“Your father used to say ‘we are bound only by the speed of light and our imagination’ and no matter what it takes, I will find a solution and bring you back – so help me Richard Feynman.”fn2
Grandma appeared over Al’s shoulder, eyes filling for all three of them. “Before he could walk or talk your Uncle Al could work a television remote control. He’ll find a way to fix things.”
Al paused. “You are precious to us, see … And we’re never going to put you at risk again.”
Finn bowed his head, resigned. While they loved him he was their prisoner; that’s just the way it was with families.
“And stop behaving as if it’s the end of the world,” insisted Grandma. “This is not an ‘end of the world’ situation – it’s term time.”
When it came time for goodbyes it was all a bit of a rush.
“Happy birthday, kiddo,” said Kelly and scuffed Finn’s hair, offering his great block of a fist to bump – an action that usually deteriorated into a punch to the side of Finn’s head as Kelly pretended to forget how to do it. “Sorry you’re not coming with us.”
“No you’re not,” said Finn, taking the punch.
“True,” Kelly lied. “But someone has to stay at mission control.”
“Think yourself lucky,” said Stubbs. “I don’t travel well at all.”
“We’re supposed to be a team!” said Finn.
“And you’re supposed to be thirteen years old,” said Delta, hugging him. “What matters most is you staying in one piece.”
Finn watched them climb aboard a model train bound for the CFAC exit.
“We’ll be back before you know it!” said Delta.
“I’m not going to think about any of you!” Finn called as they pulled away. “I’ve got Yo-yo, I know he loves me!”
“Yo-yo doesn’t love you,” came Al’s voice from on high, “he’s just the dumbest connection of nerve endings, protein and hair ever thrown together by a random universe.”
Al saluted and winked.
“Text me updates – and Skype as well – and bring me back a kung-fu mantis, not just a green one but something special! And don’t you dare have any fun!” Finn yelled.
“Moi?” grinned Al, all innocent.
“Sir, the Commander is waiting,” called a technician.
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