to do something awful before I started, but I didn’t know what until I started describing the food. Then I tried to stop and I couldn’t, somehow.”
“Do you often get taken that way?” Mr Wentworth asked.
Nan was about to answer indignantly No, when she realised that she had gone for Brian with the witch’s broom in exactly the same way straight after lunch. And many and many a time, she had impulsively written things in her journal. She fitted her shoe into a parquet block again, and hastily took it away.
“Sometimes,” she said, in a low, guilty mutter. “I do sometimes – when I’m angry with people – I write what I think in my journal.”
“And do you write notes to teachers too?” asked Mr Wentworth.
“Of course not,” said Nan. “What would be the point?”
“But someone in 2Y has written Mr Crossley a note,” said Mr Wentworth. “It accused someone in the class of being a witch.”
The serious, worried way he said it made Nan understand at last. So that was why Mr Crossley had talked like that and then been to see Mr Wentworth. And they thought Nan had written the note. “The unfairness!” she burst out. “How can they think I wrote the note and call me a witch too! Just because my name’s Dulcinea!”
“You could be diverting suspicion from yourself,” Mr Wentworth pointed out. “If I asked you straight out—”
“I am not a witch!” said Nan. “And I didn’t write that note. I bet that was Theresa Mullett or Simon Silverson. They’re both born accusers! Or Daniel Smith,” she added.
“Now I wouldn’t have picked on Dan,” Mr Wentworth said. “I wasn’t aware he could write.”
The sarcastic way he said that showed Nan that she ought not to have mentioned Theresa or Simon. Like everyone else, Mr Wentworth thought of them as the real girl and the real boy. “Someone accused me,” she said bitterly.
“Well, I’ll take your word for it that you didn’t write the note,” Mr Wentworth said. “And next time you feel a possession coming on, take a deep breath and count up to ten, or you may be in serious trouble. You have a very unfortunate name, you see. You’ll have to be very careful in future. How did you come to be called Dulcinea? Were you called after the Archwitch?”
“Yes,” Nan admitted. “I’m descended from her.”
Mr Wentworth whistled. “And you’re a witch-orphan too, aren’t you? I shouldn’t let anyone else know that, if I were you. I happen to admire Dulcinea Wilkes for trying to stop witches being persecuted, but very few other people do. Keep your mouth shut, Nan – and don’t ever describe food in front of Lord Mulke again either. Off you go now.”
Nan fumbled her way out of the study and plunged down the stairs. Her eyes were so fuzzy with indignation that she could hardly see where she was going. “What does he take me for?” she muttered to herself as she went. “I’d rather admit to being descended from – from Attila the Hun or – or Guy Fawkes. Or anyone.”
It was around that time that Mr Towers, who had stood over Charles while Charles hunted unavailingly for his running shoes in the boys’ locker room, finally smothered a long yawn and left Charles to go on looking by himself.
“Bring them to me in the staff room when you’ve found them,” he said.
Charles sat down on a bench, alone among red lockers and green walls. He glowered at the slimy grey floor and the three odd football boots that always lay in one corner. He looked at nameless garments withering on pegs. He sniffed the smell of sweat and old socks.
“I hate everything,” he said. He had searched everywhere. Dan Smith had found a really cunning place for those shoes. The only way Charles was going to find them was by Dan telling him where they were.
Charles ground his teeth and stood up. “All right. Then I’ll ask him,” he said. Like everyone else, he knew Dan was in the shrubbery spying on seniors. Dan made no secret of it. He had got his uncle to send him a pair of binoculars so that he could get a really close view. And the shrubbery was only round the corner from the locker room. Charles thought he could risk going there, even if Mr Towers suddenly came back. The real risk was from the seniors in the shrubbery.
There was an invisible line round the shrubbery, just like the one Nan had described between the boys and the girls in 2Y. Anyone younger than a senior who got found in the shrubbery could be most thoroughly beaten up by the senior who found them. Still, Charles thought, as he set off, Dan was not a senior either. That should help.
The shrubbery was a messy tangle of huge evergreen bushes, with wet grass in between. Charles’s almost-dry shoes were soaked again before he found Dan. He found him quite quickly. Since it was a cold evening and the grass was so wet, there were only two pairs of seniors there, and they were all in the most trodden part, on either side of a mighty laurel bush. Ah! thought Charles. He crept to the laurel bush and pushed his face in among the wet and shiny leaves. Dan was there, among the dry branches inside.
“Dan!” hissed Charles.
Dan took his binoculars from his eyes with a jerk and whirled round. When he saw Charles’s face leaning in among the leaves at him, beaming its nastiest double-barrelled glare, he seemed almost relieved. “Pig off!” he whispered. “Magic out of here!”
“What have you done with my spikes?” said Charles.
“Whisper, can’t you?” Dan whispered. He peered nervously through the leaves at the nearest pair of seniors.
Charles could see them too. They were a tall thin boy and a very fat girl – much fatter than Nan Pilgrim – and they did not seem to have heard anything. Charles could see the thin boy’s fingers digging into the girl’s fat where his arm was round her. He wondered how anyone could enjoy grabbing, or watching, such fatness.
“Where have you hidden my spikes?” he whispered.
But Dan did not care, as long as the seniors had not heard. “I’ve forgotten,” he whispered. Beyond the bush, the thin boy leant his head against the fat girl’s head. Dan grinned. “See that? Mixing the breed.” He put his binoculars to his eyes again.
Charles spoke a little louder. “Tell me where you’ve put my spikes, or I’ll shout that you’re here.”
“Then they’ll know you’re here then too, won’t they?” Dan whispered. “I told you, magic off!”
“Not till you tell me,” said Charles.
Dan turned his back on Charles. “You’re boring me.”
Charles saw that he had no option but to raise a yell and fetch the seniors into the bush. While he was wondering whether he dared, the second pair of seniors came hurrying round the laurel bush. “Hey!” said the boy. “There’s some juniors in that bush. Sue heard them whispering.”
“Right!” said the thin boy and the fat girl. And all four seniors dived at the bush.
Charles let out a squawk of terror and ran. Behind him, he heard cracking branches, leaves swishing, grunts, crunchings, and most unladylike threats from the senior
