“Nah.”
“Do you have a nice house back in the city?”
“Nah.”
“I suppose the city was really exciting to live in.”
“Nah.”
“Do you miss your cat? I’d like to have a cat, but my dad’s not big into pets.”
“Oh, I’d love it if Silver was here, but I couldn’t bring him.”
“Is a friend minding him?”
“Nah.”
But, when it came to Finn’s house, the words poured out like water from a burst pipe.
“Why can’t I come in? I won’t touch anything I’m not supposed to. I just have to see what it’s like in your house because I can’t imagine what kind of place it is, when your father’s job is, you know, what it is, and the way everyone talks about your family and how you’ve spent, like, centuries doing this so there must be amazing things lying around, because of all that time and all those Legends—”
“Legends?” interrupted Finn.
“What?” asked Emmie. “Isn’t that what they’re called?”
“Yes,” said Finn, frowning. “But people don’t usually get it right. They call them monsters instead. Did you know about Darkmouth before you came here?”
“Nah.”
It also became clear, over the following few days, that Emmie wasn’t particularly interested in getting to know anyone else in the school, only Finn. He didn’t quite know what to make of it, but he was glad she did most of the talking because it stopped him saying anything stupid.
That Friday afternoon, as they walked home, Emmie asked yet again if she could come to see his house, and his resistance broke so suddenly he could almost hear it snap.
“OK.”
That stopped Emmie dead on the street. Finn kept going, quietly satisfied with having said the right thing, and keeping his mouth closed in case he followed up by saying the wrong thing.
They walked past the derelict house fronts on Finn’s street, Emmie staying quiet the whole way.
When they finally reached Finn’s front door, he opened it and walked in, Emmie close on his heels. But, as she stood in the narrow entrance hall, Finn could see her struggling to hide her massive disappointment as she realised the Legend Hunter’s home was as ordinary as any other house.
The coat hooks weren’t made of serpent skeletons.
The wallpaper wasn’t made of dragon leather.
The pictures of Finn and his family showed them sitting, eating picnics and generally doing anything but wrestling beasts from another realm.
“This is the sitting room,” Finn said as he opened its door. He could see how crestfallen Emmie was to realise that it was, indeed, a sitting room. Nothing more, nothing less. The same with the dining room, with its dining chairs and dining table. And the kitchen. And the utility room, with its ironing board and an iron that could, at a pinch, be thrown at an onrushing Legend, although this clearly wasn’t its primary purpose.
He could almost see what Emmie was thinking. This could have been any house. On any street. In any town.
Finn couldn’t help feeling a bit sorry for her. “There is something else …” he said, going to a small door squeezed between the kitchen and dining room. A stranger might think it was a cupboard because there was seemingly no space for anything larger.
The door had a handle, but Finn ignored that and instead pressed each of the door’s four panels in a practised sequence. He made a bit of a show of it, enjoying this rare dose of power he felt from knowing he’d kept the best for last.
“Ta-da!” he said with a flourish he immediately felt silly about.
There was the clunk of a lock opening. With a little effort, he pushed the door open with his shoulder and stood back so Emmie could enter first. She stepped through, peering into the deep dark that greeted her.
Finn flicked a switch and a single bulb flickered just over their heads. Then light raced along the ceiling away from them, illuminating bulb after bulb after bulb. It was not a room at all. It most certainly was not a cupboard.
“This corridor,” Emmie gasped. “It’s huge! It must take up a few of the houses next door.”
Finn gave her a look, and she frowned for a moment, then gasped.
“The whole street? Your house takes up the whole street? That’s insane!” She gave him a shove in delighted disbelief.
The hallway was narrow with a high ceiling. The lights bathed the faded brickwork, which changed in colour and texture every few metres, the street having been built one house at a time over many, many years. The entrance appeared to be the oldest part. “We just call it the Long Hall. It was like this long before I was even born,” explained Finn. “Our ancestors started off with our house where we still live, and over the years took over one house at a time, until we were the only ones here.”
Running along the length of the corridor’s right-hand side were closed doors, some wooden, some steel, and each marked with letters and numbers that would mean nothing to anyone who wasn’t a member of the family: the first was T4; the second E1; the third S3.
The left wall was lined with large portraits, some reaching from floor to ceiling. The first few were dark and faded. In them, the people wore metal armour topped off with shoulder spikes, helmets with antlers attached, and they carried basic but fierce weapons: double-bladed swords, nets rimmed with steel, shields studded with blades.
As Finn and Emmie moved slowly along the great corridor, the armour in the portraits grew increasingly modern and sleek, and the weapons changed from sharp instruments to guns.
The paintings were mostly of men, but women began to feature as the paintings became more obviously recent. Each had a nameplate: Sean the Brave, Hugh the Stone-Headed, Ragnall Iron Trousers, Aisling the Powerful, Conor Red Skull, William the Surprised, Rachel the Stubborn, Rory the Esteemed.
Each bore a striking resemblance to Finn.
“My ancestors,” he said.
Emmie looked at the portraits. “Weird names.”
“We don’t get a surname at birth,” Finn explained. “We gain one. Each of these people is named because of something they did or their personality.”
“What’s yours then?” asked Emmie.
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