Nathalia Buttface and the Most Epically Embarrassing Trip Ever. Nigel Smith
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2015
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Nathalia Buttface and the Most Epically Embarrassing Trip Ever
Text copyright © Nigel Smith 2015
Cover illustration © Sarah Horne 2015
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Source ISBN: 9780007545230
Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780007545247
Version: 2015-02-13
To Michèle. Because mums who live with embarrassing dads suffer just as much.
Contents
Copyright
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
Chapter Thirty-three
Chapter Thirty-four
Chapter Thirty-five
Chapter Thirty-six
The Bit After the Book’s Finished
A Sneek Preview from Nathalia Buttface
Also by Nigel Smith
About the Author
About the Publisher
The Most Embarrassing Dad in the World paused. He hadn’t expected this reaction. In fact, he had come home from the pub with his Great French Holiday Idea feeling really pleased with himself.
Dad liked France. He liked the weather and the food and the wine and talking to local people.
“You wear STUPID shorts, your bald spot goes pink and peely, you drink red wine every day and get silly