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REGINALD HILL
THE ROAR OF THE BUTTERFLIES
A Joe Sixsmith novel
Copyright
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Copyright © Reginald Hill 2008
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Source ISBN: 9780007252732
Ebook Edition © AUGUST 2015 ISBN: 9780007292936
Version: 2016-01-28
Contents
Copyright
Dedication
1 ’Fonlies
2 Enter a YFG
3 A Willie Day
4 Blackball
5 Tiger
6 Pastures New
7 A Fortunate Lie
8 Trust
9 A Royal Summons
10 Favours
11 Knobbly Scones and Lipton’s Tea
12 The Hole
13 Legal Advice
14 What’s Become of Waring?
15 Twitch
16 Wondrous Regiment
17 A Message from Frank
18 A Patch of Oil
19 And in my nightmares!
20 Lightning Strikes Twice
21 Frozen Broccoli
22 The Right Price
23 Pillow Talk
24 A Saving Bell
25 Last Breakfast
26 Pain
27 End of Play
By Reginald Hill
About the Publisher
Dedication
For
WRECKING CREWS
the world over.
(You know who you are!)
’Fonlies
Joe Sixsmith was adrift in space.
Light years beneath him gleamed the tiny orb he was supposed to make contact with, but he knew it was an impossible dream.
His muscles had melted, his lungs were starved of oxygen, and the only part of his mind not paralysed by terror was the bit that dealt with ’fonlies.
’fonly I’d done this…’fonly I’d done that…
‘No use messing with ’fonlies,’ Aunt Mirabelle used to say. ‘’fonlies don’t get your homework done, Joseph. You miss your football Saturday morning, you’ve got no one to blame ’cept yourself.’
How right she was! No one to blame ’cept himself…except maybe Willie Woodbine for being such a social climber…and Beryl Boddington maybe for standing him up…and definitely Merv Golightly for having a mouth like the Channel Tunnel…but first and last and as usual, himself, Joseph Gaylord (even Mirabelle kept quiet about that) Sixsmith for always going boldly half-assed where nobody had ever come back from before!
Enter a YFG
Way it started was this.
Monday afternoon, day before yesterday, though it seemed a lot longer ago, he’d been sitting in his office, minding his own business, which didn’t take much minding this time of year. Summer had parked its anticyclone firmly over Luton and fused the days and nights of July together with a heat too enervating to start a race
