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First published in Great Britain by Harper 2015
Copyright © Lindsey Kelk 2015
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Source ISBN: 9780008163327
Ebook Edition © November 2015 ISBN: 9780008165284
Version: 2017-05-24
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Contents
New Year’s Eve
Doesn’t everyone wish they could go back in time and change the past?
First, I’d do the world a favour and kill whoever invented the front-facing camera on the iPhone; second, I’d try to convince the parents of some of humanity’s worst offenders to use more advanced family planning methods; and third, I would never,
