style="font-size:15px;"> “Watch yourself, Detective.”
I felt his smile right through the phone lines. “Come over tonight. I have a surprise for the boys, and I want you and Myrt to be here when I spring it.”
I looked down at Myrt. She’d inhaled her food in about 2.3 seconds and was looking up at me as if asking “where’s the rest?”
“Okay,” I said. “Myrt’s missing the hell outta Josh.”
“He’s missing her right back. But I have a solution. See you in a little while, okay?”
He sounded excited. “Okay,” I said, and he hung up before I could ask any questions.
So what was I supposed to think? What solution had he come up with for the problem of Joshua and Myrtle missing each other? Had he decided to stay at my place after all? I decided it was fine with me either way. I was done being hurt by his saying no. And I was done being mad at him, too. He hadn’t meant to hurt me. When had the guy ever deliberately done something like that? Never. It wasn’t in him, and I knew it.
He was just male and, therefore, needed extra patience and understanding. Along with very clear instructions.
Shrugging, I said, “Myrt, you want to go see Josh?”
She spun around in a circle, then jumped at me, her front feet landing about knee high on my legs, claws digging right in.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” I grabbed my bag, my keys and Myrt’s goggles on the way to the door, while she danced, barking, beside me. I put her in her seat and buckled her harness, then got into my own, glanced up at the mirror and startled myself.
Oh, shit. I had bangs now. What was Mason going to make of that?
Wow, Rache. You’ve fallen a long way, girl. A long way.
I know, Inner Bitch. But it’s been a helluva ride.
* * *
“You’re here!”
I wasn’t ready for Mason to fling the door open and greet me as if he hadn’t seen me in a month. I was distracted by my dog, who was acting oddly. Sniffing the air and then growling a little.
He hugged me hard, and I hugged him back, and then he let me go and I said, “Something’s wrong with Myrt.”
And he said, “Wow!”
I realized he was staring at my new bangs. I automatically ruffled them with my fingers. “I decided I needed a change. I’m still not sure if I like it.”
“I like it,” he said. “I like it a lot.”
I punched him in the shoulder. “Kiss up, much?”
“I was not kissing up.” He stepped aside, and I walked in, Myrt beside me, sniffing all the way. The hair along her backbone was all bristly.
“Has someone new been here?” I asked. “She’s really tensing up.”
“She’ll be okay as soon as she sees Josh,” Mason said.
“Well, where the hell is the little runt? She’s been waiting for like ever.”
“I sent him out with Jere to pick up our pizza.”
I wondered if we ate way too much pizza, then decided that was ridiculous, because there was no such thing as too much pizza.
“They’ll be back any minute. Come on, I’ve got to show you first.” He headed into the living room, and I was on his heels. Myrt followed along, but slowly, cautiously, like she was expecting something to jump out of the shadows and attack her at any second. I couldn’t make heads or tails of her tonight.
Mason walked around behind the sofa, crouched down out of sight and then bounced upright again with the culprit in his hands. It was a tiny, wrinkly faced, pink-snouted, fat little puppy. A brown-and-white bulldog puppy, to be specific, and probably the cutest living creature I had ever set eyes on in my entire life.
Myrtle growled deep in her throat.
I hunkered down and hugged her. “It’s okay, Myrt. It’s a...it’s a puppy. It is a puppy, right? Not a piglet?”
“Of course it’s a puppy. I figured it was high time Josh had a dog of his own.”
Ouch. That really hurt.
“And he’s been missing Myrt so much, I thought a puppy would help him get over it.” He carried the little creature around the sofa, then knelt down and set it on the floor in front of Myrtle.
Myrt puffed out her great big bulldog chest and growled. She was shaking. I grabbed her around the neck and held her back. “Jeez, are you nuts? She’s gonna eat it!”
“She’s not gonna eat it. Go on, let her check him out.”
“Him?”
“The breeder said Myrtle would be more receptive to a male pup than a female.”
Made perfect sense to me, and I felt a little bit soothed that he’d at least considered Myrtle in this decision. “She’s going to kill him,” I said, but I let her go.
Myrtle leaned forward and put her nose directly on the little guy, sniffing him all over. The pup whined like he was being whipped. “Yeah, I’d be scared, too. Shit, Mason, what were you thinking?”
The pup started to back away. Myrtle plopped a paw on top of him, flattening him to the floor so she could continue her inspection. I quickly lifted said paw and checked to be sure the pup hadn’t popped open. He hadn’t. Myrtle growled at him, and I think she was saying, “You don’t fucking move until I tell you to fucking move. Runt.”
“I think it’ll make Josh happy to have a dog.”
“He already has a dog,” I said. “Jeez, where have you been, Mason? Myrtle has been more his dog than mine since she set eyes on the kid.”
“Well, yeah, but you know, I mean here. Where we live.”
Yeah. And just like the boys, Mason didn’t live with me. Nor, apparently, did he want to. He didn’t have to beat me over the head with it. I got it already. I sighed heavily but didn’t take my eyes off the dogs. Myrt finished her inspection of the pup, heaved a huge sigh and walked away, crossing the room to plop down on a blanket one of the boys had left on the floor.
The pup stood where he was, staring at her and shaking. Then we heard Mason’s winter rat, a Jeep, pull into the driveway out front. The boys were home. Mason scooped the puppy up again. “You really don’t like him?” he asked.
“Of course I like him. Fucking Attila the Hun would like him.”
“But—”
“No buts.” There were a lot of buts, in fact. I could have listed them. But I thought we’d move in together eventually.
