Plays on the 5,6,7,8,9,10 people. Collection №4. Nikolay Lakutin

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I guess… Who else would love you, a poor one… However… there was one fool… How did I fall for it? I don't know.

      Philip shakes his head, trying not to show his angry, angry look.

      IAN: (thoughtfully) Will you be late for work, dear?

      YANA'S VOICE in the recording: (indignantly) Get out of here…

      PHILIP: (holding back his feelings) NDA… I think it's really best for me to go to work now… (With insight) Oh… by the way… work… we'll clear it up there now… Well, guys… keep.

      Philip is furious, and hastily puts on his work clothes, grabs his bag, and slams the door, leaving the house.

      The wife looks at all this with interest and incomprehension.

      YANA's voice in the recording: What's wrong with him? No, something is happening…

      Yana sits down, puts the porridge that has fallen on the floor back into the plate on her knees, and stands up.

      YANA'S voice in the recording: Okay, we'll figure it out. Gone and, thank God. So I belong to myself until tonight. (Intricately) And maybe not just for yourself…

      Yana goes into the kitchen, dancing in a great mood.

      ZTM. OFFICE

      The picture is already traditional. A small office sofa for visitors, on which, snoring, huddles heavy driver Gennadievich. Desktops, laptops at which the Manager Yuri and logistician Anton sit impressively, they are again passionate about the computer game of tanks, playing with each other over the network. The noise of gunfire and the roar of engines comes from their computers. Accountant Natalia is engaged in this time manicure, sipping tea, does not ignore a large box of chocolates standing on her Desk, open and partially eaten, while talking on a mobile phone with a friend, holding the phone shoulder to ear.

      The work office phone is broken, but there is no one to pick up the phone, everyone is again "very busy".

      Anton defiantly presses a button on his laptop, leans back in his chair, stretches, yawns.

      ANTON: (To Yuri) eh… let's take a break. Let's get some tea or something. (Natalia, loudly) Natasha do you have any more candy in there?

      NATALIA: (distracting from the conversation, "through the teeth») Yes, but not about your honor.

      The accountant continues to go about his business, conversation, candy, manicure.

      Anton and Yuri get up, smiling sweetly. They take their mugs, throw in a tea bag, go to the cooler, take water, stirring with spoons, clink mugs, going to Natalia's table. They look at me almost hypnotically. Very intently, but with a touch of irony. Begin to mix the tea more diligently, the ringing of spoons in mugs increases.

      Natalia winces and writhes, but doesn't give up.

      The phone continues to ring on the accountant's Desk with small interruptions to re-dial the number.

      Yuri picks up the phone and answers it himself.

      YURI: Hello, am I listening? That's right. Who is needed? (He looks at Natalya with his lip stuck out) On what issue? (Outstretched) Oh, from naloooooogovoy…

      Natalia throws the phone of her personal phone to the side, gestures to indicate that she is not there, so that the Manager does not give her the phone.

      Yuri understands everything, shows his colleague the " Ok " gesture.

      YURI: (into the phone) You know, she literally just left with the reports, I think, to redirect you. (Listening to the phone) Oh, that's what you're talking about? Well, that means everything is in order, soon all the documents will be in place. (He listens to the phone) Yes, Yes, of course I understand. We just have so much work to do, Natalia Viktorovna comes before everyone else and leaves later than everyone else, all in reports, in documents. Still on it, does not have time, but she tries very hard, believe me.

      Yuri hangs up the phone with a dissatisfied face.

      YURI: (to Natalia) She didn't seem to believe me… and hung up. In General, the report is required quarterly…

      NATALIA: Yes, I understand already. Pancake… Okay, I'll do it… in a week.

      The guys continue to tap their spoons inside their mugs, and look at the accountant pleadingly.

      NATALIA: All right, all right, take it. (Hands a box of chocolates to the boys) I'm already full anyway.

      Natalia picks up her mobile phone.

      NATALIA: (into the phone) Hello, Snezan? Are you still here?" Yes distracted again, the tax brakes. No,no, it's all right, tell me. (Loudly, violently) Here's a dog…

      At this cry, a sleepy Gennadievich turns around, looking questioningly at Natalia. He looks at the guys eating candy, and the driver's face changes to a disapproving expression.

      GENNADIEVICH: uh,uh, guys, what are you doing?.. are you eating candy?

      He rises from the sofa, grunting.

      GENNADIEVICH: It's not Christian. What about corporate ethics, male solidarity. Have you seen my mug?

      Natalia pulls out a driver's Cup from somewhere and raises it above her head, not looking up from the conversation.

      GENNADIEVICH: OH, thank you.

      The driver takes water from the cooler, staggers sleepily to the guys, takes a candy from the box, puts it in his mouth.

      Plays loud rhythmic music of a panicked nature (recommended Intro to "Hymn of the jester»)

      All employees of the office get scared, drop all their business, rush in all directions.

      Natalia throws the phone away, quickly removes all the manicure accessories from the table, and runs somewhere to get the documents.

      The driver, choking on a candy, coughs, chokes, Yuri slaps him on the back, Anton runs to his and Yuri's computers. Something there tries to do faster, close, quickly creates a working environment.

      Philip enters the office looking pleased, in a formal suit, mobile phone in hand. In the other hand is a work bag. He presses the phone button, and the music stops abruptly.

      Philip puts the phone to his ear.

      PHILIPP: (into the phone, fervently, cheerfully) I'm listening? Yes I. Transferred? Great. All right, I'll move it.

      Puts down the phone, looks at the employees "choosing a victim".

      The driver finally clears his throat, and Yuri stops slapping him on the back.

      Natalia, with documents in her hands, approaching her Desk, casually notices the Manager.

      NATALIA: (sycophant) Oh, Philip Georgievich, Hello. You are so happy today, you look so good, you look so much younger and refreshed. How do you do it?

      NATALIA'S voice in the recording: (offended) You came here, you brute, after all. Never lets you talk to your friend properly. I hope he didn't show up for long.

      PHILIPP: (with a twofold smile) Thank you, Natasha, you are so kind. I had a good rest in nature yesterday, gained

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