sat beside her, then laid her head across Valkyrie’s lap. Her fur was warm and soft and reassuring.
“Good girl,” Valkyrie whispered. “Everything’s going to be all right. Good girl.”
She reached for the bottle of water, and took a swig.
She stayed like that until the sun came up.
Omen was a morning person. He didn’t like getting out of bed, but when he did he was invariably bright and optimistic. Mornings, he often thought, were bursting with potential. Every morning was the start of what could become the best day ever.
True, the brightness tended to dull a little once the day began to beat him down, and his optimism never lasted that long when faced with the disappointment that came with being who he was, but that didn’t change how much he liked mornings. Especially a Saturday morning, when half of the students went home for the weekend and the other half chatted and hung out and bonded as people. He imagined.
This Saturday, however, was determined to squish him before he’d even had his breakfast.
His room-mates had snored. This was not unusual. What was unusual was the sheer determination they displayed, as if they were working together to deny him sleep. From then on, it was one minor catastrophe after another. He’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. His phone hadn’t charged. Grendel Caste sneezed on his breakfast. And now here he was, sitting outside the Principal’s Office.
Filament Sclavi walked by, then stopped and turned round. He sat down next to Omen.
“I heard,” he said.
“Heard what?” Omen asked, even though he knew.
“You asked out Axelia Lukt, and Axelia Lukt said no.”
“Ah,” said Omen. “That’s what you heard. I’m surprised people care enough to gossip.”
“People gossip even when they don’t care,” said Filament. “It’s what people do. So how are you? How is your heart? Is it broken?”
“Naw,” said Omen. “It’s ever-so-slightly dinged. It’s fine. I’m fine.”
Filament looked at him. “You don’t have to be brave in front of me, Omen.”
“I’m … not. I swear.”
Filament patted his arm. “I can see that you are fighting back the tears.”
“I’m really not, though.”
Filament smiled sadly. “Then why is your lower lip quivering?”
“I think that’s just what it does.”
“You know what? You should ask her again.”
“You think she’s changed her mind?”
“Not yet, but she might if you pursue her. Have you never seen a romantic comedy? Have you never seen the nerd get the hot girl? How does he do it? He proves himself worthy of her affection. He devotes himself to wooing her.”
“Am I the nerd?”
“Well, you’re certainly not the hot girl.”
Omen laughed a little. “Yeah, I suppose.”
“My sisters – I grew up with sisters – they love the romantic comedies. Have you seen 10 Things I Hate About You? Heath Ledger pursues Julia Stiles. You should sing to Axelia during morning assembly.”
“That’s a terrifically bad idea.”
“A Partridge Family song, maybe.”
“I’m not sure who they are.”
“They were a musical group. One of my older sisters, she loved David Cassidy when she was a teenager. David Cassidy was in the Partridge Family. According to my sister, he was the main Partridge.”
“Did they have costumes, or …?”
“I don’t know if they dressed up as partridges, I just know the David Cassidy song. But you can’t do that song – that was used in the movie. You want another one, a song that may once have been cheesy, but now is sort of cool.”
“I don’t think I’m going to sing to her, though.”
“That’s a pity,” said Filament. “It would work. I’m sure of it. But there are other ways to woo a lady. Send flowers every day. Write her poems. Or appear at her door one evening with cue cards professing your love.”
“Is that wooing, though? Or is it, you know … stalking?”
Filament frowned. “How can it be stalking? It’s for love.”
“I get that, I do, but everything you’ve just mentioned sounds a little like harassment. I’d really prefer to be the guy who, you know, is rejected and then is kind of cool about it. I don’t want her to regret knowing me – that’s basically what I’m trying to say. I don’t want to be the bad guy, or the guy who can’t take the hint. You know?”
Filament didn’t respond.
“Filament?”
“Your words have made me sad,” Filament said.
“Oh.”
“All those romantic comedies I watched.”
“It’s fine for movies.”
“No,” said Filament. “No. I shall never watch another. From here on out, it will be horror movies and only horror movies. Not even musicals.”
“Musicals are OK.”
“Maybe one or two musicals, like Grease.”
“Grease is funny.”
“It was nice talking to you, Omen, even if you did make me sad.”
“I’m really sorry about that.”
“I will try to be as brave as you.”
“I’m not being brave, though.”
Miss Wicked approached. “Filament,” she said, “it’s a Saturday morning. Do something better with it than sitting outside the Principal’s Office.”
“Yes, miss,” Filament said, and hurried away.
Miss Wicked frowned at Omen. “It’s ten o’clock. Why are you out here?”
“I, um, I haven’t been told to go in.”
“Our appointment is for ten,” she responded,
