three men looked at Fred lying in the bottom of the dray. He was now fully conscious and smiled up at them sweetly—but showed no signs of wanting to get up.
‘Big Sister was right,’ said Geordie. ‘We’re dirty. He’s disgusting.’
‘Get him down to the creek,’ said Bart practically. ‘Clean him up there. Sober him up a bit.’
‘Right,’ said Sam, ‘but he’ll need clean clothes. His are too dirty even for the diggings. He’ll need boots, too. His are useless, but where shall we find clothes or boots for him? We’re all too small for us to give him any of ours.’
‘Andy Watt,’ offered Geordie briskly.
‘That’s right,’ said Sam.
Andy Watt had been a big digger and a neighbour on their last claim. When the rains set in Andy had got drunk, fallen into one of the flooded holes, and drowned. Geordie had thoughtfully ‘saved’ Andy’s clothes and possessions and stored them away in his wagon.
‘Might come in useful some day,’ he had said. Geordie was a proper squirrel, they all agreed.
Geordie went to his wagon to collect the clothes, boots, soap and a towel. Sam and Bart hauled a protesting Fred out of the dray and walked him on his jelly legs down to the creek. Big Sister, still stiff with disapproval, watched them go.
Fred had a happy look on his face. He had no idea what his new friends were going to do to him when they reached the creek. If he had, he would not have looked so contented.
Geordie Farquhar, loaded with his possessions, gave Big Sister a wink when he passed her.
‘What use do you think he’ll be?’ she shouted at him.
‘Never know, Big Sister, until we try, do we?’
Bart and Sam had now thrust the protesting Fred into the creek. You could scarcely call it cleaning him. The water was milky, if not to say murky, from the many washings in it of the muck and quartz in which the gold was embedded. But it performed the dual purpose of cleaning the encrusted Fred of much of his grime and half-sobering him into the bargain. Every time he tried to climb out, Sam and Bart shoved him back in again.
The noise and the excitement not only brought all the children down to see the fun, but attracted a small crowd of men and women as well. Finally Sam and Bart let him climb on to the bank—and then threw him back in again for one last soak. The watching crowd cheered lustily when, shouting and spluttering, he hit the water, which rose in a vast fountain drenching the spectators!
This time when he surfaced Sam and Bart dragged him out and began stripping him of his sodden clothing now that it was fit to touch. The women in the crowd screeched and covered their eyes when they pulled his trousers from a loudly protesting Fred. Geordie threw him the scrubby towel not only for very decency but so that he might dry himself.
Fred was now shivering so violently from reaction that Geordie had to help him to dress. Fortunately Andy Watt’s clothing fitted him well enough. Even the boots seemed to be the right size. Once he was fully dressed and standing more or less erect, all three were agreed that he was indeed a right big ’un, and if he could work at all would be a useful mate.
Fun over, the crowd dispersed and Sam’s party returned to base where Big Sister’s withering stare seared them all.
‘A right picnic you made of that. You should have charged for watching. We could have made enough to pay for next week’s grub.’
She had to allow, though, that The Wreck was much improved after the trio’s ministrations. His long hair was beginning to dry in rioting waves and curls. His beard needed a trim as well. Fred blinked at Big Sister when he saw her watching him and gave her a slow smile, revealing excellent white teeth. The smile was the first—but not the last—he was to favour her with.
‘I’m Fred,’ he said cheerfully. ‘Who are you?’
‘That’s Big Sister,’ shrilled Pat, who had watched the forced bath with great appreciation. It was better than a play, being real life not pretence.
Fred smiled again. Something about the young woman who was so cross with him appealed to his fuddled brain. Perhaps it was her bluey-green eyes which reminded him of someone, but exactly who, he couldn’t remember. He wanted her to talk to him so he said eagerly, ‘Hello, Big Sister. Say hello to Fred.’
He was so impossibly childlike that rather than attack him Kirstie swung on Pa, Bart and Geordie, who were all enjoying Fred’s innocent unawareness of Big Sister’s anger with him.
‘Think it funny, do you?’ she raged at them. ‘Am I expected to cook and wash for him as well?’
‘So long as he’s part of the gang,’ Sam told her.
‘And how long will that be, Sam Moore?’ That showed him how cross she was. She only called her father by his full name when she had been tried beyond endurance. The Wreck, Fred, whatever his name was, stood for everything which Kirstie disliked so about her new life. How could they arrive with such a useless creature and expect her to be enthusiastic about him? So far as she was concerned, he was more extra work for her while they would get little back in the way of work from him.
And all her father could say was, ‘We’ll see, girl, we’ll see.’
‘You mean, I’ll see!’
‘I’m hungry,’ announced Fred, blithely unaware of what a bone of contention he had become. ‘Fred hasn’t had anything to eat today.’
He had sat down on the ground at the beginning of the argument between Kirstie and Sam and it was now passing back and forth over his head.
‘Yes, he ought to be fed,’ said Sam. ‘Do him good. Set him up for work tomorrow.’
Big Sister whirled on them all, shaking a rebuking finger, either at Fred or the other men, it didn’t matter which. They were all as bad as one another.
‘You see! You see!’ she exclaimed. ‘The first thing he wants is food—and I’m to cook it for him, I suppose.’
‘You will?’ said Fred hopefully. ‘That’s kind of you, Big Sister.’
The three men collapsed into laughter, whether at Fred’s sublime innocence or Kirstie’s anger they could not have said.
She shot into the hut and shot out again carrying two cold lamb chops and a damper—the diggings’ primitive version of bread—on a tin plate.
‘Will that do?’ she demanded, thrusting it at him.
‘Nice,’ said Fred, beginning to demolish the food where he sat.
Kirstie stared down at him, watching him cheerfully chewing his way through the grub. For the first time her face softened a little.
‘Are you sure that he’s not simple?’ she demanded of Geordie, who had been watching Fred with a trained eye ever since he had helped to haul him out of the dray. ‘He seems simple.’
‘No, Big Sister,’ he said quietly. ‘I don’t think that he’s simple. He may have been
