did this happen?
Wait. Don’t answer that. I know how it happened.
Just tell me— How the hell did this happen? I punctuate the silent question by slamming my briefcase on the cold, hard floor.
Andrew and I met in college.
When we fell in love and knew we wanted to spend the rest of our lives together we devised a plan so that we could live the life we’d always wanted.
A simple ten-step plan that required some sacrifices along the way—such as not having a whole stable full of offspring.
One child was fine.
I hear so many of my friends bemoaning the fact that their first child is an angel, but the second or third or fifth is a hellion. I see so many women whose main objective is to find someone on whom she can pawn off her kids so she can have a moment to herself—so she can go to the bathroom without someone pulling at her, demanding something of her.
What possessed them to pop out so many puppies in the first place? Each couple does not have a moral responsibility to replace themselves with a child. So I have no sympathy for Suzy Birthmore, modern-day Woman Who Lives in the Shoe—or should I say, the Open-Toe Pale Pink Prada Pump—who complains that there’s no rest for the breeder.
Life is much less cluttered with only one child; it’s much easier to raise one child well.
Quality over quantity.
That would be a good contribution to society.
I rub my belly and realize it’s anger and fear talking. I recognize it for what it is. Our Anastasia is a dream child. I just don’t see how we could get so lucky twice. Not to mention it totally and completely screws up the ten-step plan we’ve mapped out for ourselves:
1. Graduate from college at twenty-two. Check!
2. Land great jobs—theme-park public relations for me, banking for Andrew. Check!
3. Ascend corporate ladder. Task well underway.
4. Marry at twenty-five. Check!
5. Buy perfect Stratford Park house. Check (even if it was a mid-sized fixer-upper and wasn’t directly on the chain of lakes. A house on the lake wasn’t in the budget—see steps seven, eight and nine)!
6. Have one—let me repeat that—one child upon turning thirty. CHECK!
7. Work our butts off. Check!
8. Save diligently. Check!
9. Work harder/save more.
10. Anastasia will graduate from college when we turn fifty-five. Andrew and I will be free to enjoy early retirement.
Do you see mention of a second child?
No.
That’s why Andrew got a vasectomy.
How in the hell am I going to tell him I’m pregnant?
Barbara
We’re barely inside the house when Burt starts spitting words at my back. “What the hell is Margaret Woodall doing in this house?”
Lord, I knew he’d be in a snit. I keep walking into the kitchen, weighing my words as I open the refrigerator and pull out the potatoes I peeled earlier and the London broil I’d set to marinate this morning.
Only then do I turn and look him square in the eyes, putting on a cheerful face, hoping to set the tone.
“She and Sarah are staying with us for a while.” I set the French-white Corning Ware baking dishes on the counter so the food can come to room temperature. “Won’t it be lovely to have them here? Sarah and Mary Grace are already fast friends. So nice to have her cousin here to play with.”
He knits his brows and glares at me as if I’m an idiot. “Why didn’t you tell me they were coming?”
Instead of answering him, I pull my Better Homes and Gardens cookbook from the shelf over by the door and busy myself looking up a recipe for au gratin potatoes.
“How long are they staying?”
“As long as they need to.”
“In other words, they’re moving in? That’s why you put them in the carriage house.”
I close the cookbook and flash a smile at him as if the thought hadn’t occurred to me, as if he’d invented the very idea himself and it was genius—pure genius. “I suppose they are.” Then I stab the big hunk of meat with a fork and turn it over to distribute the marinade. The tang of balsamic vinegar, onion, garlic and rosemary fresh from my herb garden wafts up to comfort me. I inhale a steadying breath of it, hoping the aroma will quiet the palpitations dancing beneath my breastbone.
“When was this decided?”
I glance up and see him glaring at me, agitated, as if he’s waiting for the punch line to an absurd joke that he’s the butt of and doesn’t appreciate very much.
I squat down and pull out the stockpot from the cabinet, then turn my back on him as I draw water to boil the potatoes.
His hand is on my arm, gripping me a little too tightly. “I asked you a question, Barbara.”
I jerk out of his vice grip and glare right back at him, sending the message that this arrangement is not negotiable. No way. No how. But I soften my tone before I speak.
“All that matters is that Margaret and Sarah are here now. We’re not turning them away. They need family after all they’ve been through losing Tim. Burt, we are Margaret’s people. We’re all the family she’s got.”
“Family? Since when? You haven’t talked to Margaret in years. And if you’re so damned concerned about your people, what about me, Barbara? I’m your family. In case you’ve forgotten, I’m your husband, the person who works his ass off to pay the bills.”
I turn off the faucet and heft the big pot out of the sink. He has to jump out of my way to avoid me ramming into him as I make my way to the range.
“I cannot believe you didn’t at least give me the courtesy of discussing this with me before you invited them to move in. It’s all I can do to support us without you takin’ in strays.”
I look at him square in the eyes and a little voice deep down inside of me whispers, I can’t stand his face or the sound of his voice.
“I beg your pardon. I will thank you to not refer to my niece as a stray. Burt, you’re simply being ridiculous. They’ll be out in the carriage house. You won’t even know they’re here.”
I salt the water and dump the dish of peeled potatoes into the pot. The water splashes in a satisfying way that punctuates my statement.
“There is nothing ridiculous about my not wanting Leila’s daughter in my house.”
I crank the knob, coaxing the gas burner to flame. The old range
