Silver Linings Playbook: Nobody Puts Bradley in a Corner
4) Joys for the Boys (and the Girls, Too)
Public Enemies: Johnny Depp as a Bad Man with a Tommygun
Source Code: He Follows the Plot, While You Follow Jake Gyllenhaal
Limitless: Bradley Takes a Drug That Makes His Eyes Even Bluer…Seriously?
Cowboys & Aliens: aka Buff & Buffer
Drive: Ryan Gosling Riding on the Edge
John Carter: A Massive Flop but Not So’s You’d Notice
Skyfall: Bond Is Back and Bardem’s Got Him
Prisoners: Two Hotties, Lots of Heartache
Rush: Chris Hemsworth to Drive You Wild? Anyone?
5) Offbeat but Right Up My Street
Dear Frankie: Starring Gerard Butler, When He Still Did Subtle
Julie & Julia: The Great American Cook-Off
The King’s Speech: Or How an Aussie Saved the British Monarchy
Attack the Block: The Kids Are Definitely Not All Right
Young Adult: A Mean Girl Grows Up…Eventually
The Artist: Black, White, Silent, French…et Magnifique!
Cedar Rapids: Insurance Salesmen of the World Unite
Rust and Bone: A Gallic Love Story with Nothing Lost in Translation
6) Big Is Beautiful, Bold Is Even Better
Gone with the Wind: The Civil War Never Had It So Good
The Last of the Mohicans: Featuring the Best Kiss-Off Line in Movie History
Brokeback Mountain: A Fine Bromance
Australia: Nicole Explores the Wonders of Oz (and Hugh Jackman, Nekkid)
Valentine’s Day: Twenty Star-Studded Hallmark Cards Come to Life
Man of Steel: Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It’s the Hottest Guy on the Planet
Glossary
Buff, Buffer, Buffest: Men who make you drool. Henry Cavill being a case in point.
Chick-Flick: A film where the action is mostly in the snarky, snappy, sexy dialogue—and there are a lot more fluffy-cuddly bits than a dick-flick.
Dick-Flick: A film that overdoses on gun action, or car action, or spy action, or sci-fi action or all of the above. And it tends to stint on the fluffy-cuddly bits. (I.e., the opposite of a chick-flick, really.)
Modern Tempted Hero/Heroine: This Mills & Boon hero is still alpha, but he’s also a whole lot of flirty fun—as are the women who can tame him. He’s gonna be smart, sexy and successful, but she’s going to be able to match him every step of the way. He could be Clark Gable’s hitch-hiking reporter in It Happened One Night, cartoon bad boy Flynn Ryder in Tangled or Jake Gyllenhaal’s flirty, dirty Viagra salesman in Love & Other Drugs, while she could be Meg Ryan’s orgasm-faking Sally in When Harry Met Sally…or Joanne Woodward’s Newman-taming smart cookie in The Long, Hot Summer. She’s gonna have to put her heart on the line with this guy—while making sure he never gets the upper hand!
Modern Romance Hero: This is the ultimate alpha male in the Mills & Boon universe. We’re talking the hot guy who’s at the top of his game. Powerful, protective, overpowering—a guy you don’t want to mess with (but secretly can’t resist). For the purposes of this movie-review book, we’re talking Daniel Day-Lewis in Last of the Mohicans, Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind or Daniel Craig in Skyfall—and larger than life in every respect.
Heart-Warming Romance: The home of Mills & Boon American Romance, Cherish Romance and Heartwarming Romance, featuring tough, tender and always relatable heroes and heroines. Look no further than Dear Frankie or It’s a Wonderful Life for a Heart-Warming Romance fix on screen.
Nekkid: That would be Hugh Jackman in Australia and Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal—and several other hunks I haven’t mentioned specifically—so you can be pleasantly surprised when you see the movie.
Romance-arama: A word that I am myself patenting to mean a film with enough different stories to make you dizzy. Coined here to apply to Valentine’s Day and He’s Just Not That Into You, but also applicable to such movies as Love Actually.
Series Romance: This is the stuff Mills & Boon is made of…small books with big themes, hot heroes, heroines just like you and a happy ending. Be warned: not every film in this collection has a happy ending, but they all have a whole lot of heart.
1) Oldies That Are Awesome
Who says you need CGI, SFX, 3D or even colour film to do some amazing storytelling?
It Happened One Night (1934): A Hitch-hiker’s Guide to
