prissy Miss Chrissie had never even heard before, let alone used.
Oh, boy. We’re gonna have some fun now.
Christine glared at the man sauntering toward her. Jacob Thorne was wearing what he probably thought was an aren’t-I-just-as-sexy-as-sin rogue grin that tugged up one corner of his full, mobile lips and dented his incredible dimples. He thought he was something—looking at her as if he was God’s greatest gift. As if her heart ought to go pit-a-pat and she ought to get hot all over basking in the glow of his company, as half the women in town did every time he sliced one of his poster-boy smiles their way.
Well, she was hot all right. Bonfire hot. And her heart was pounding. Not some loopy, goofy stutter step but a jackhammer, piston-pumping, so-mad-she-could-hear-each-staccato-beat-in-her-ears-and-feel-it-pulse-all-the-way-to-her-toes pounding. And in that moment she understood why it sometimes became part of the human condition to react to anger with physical violence.
Not that she’d ever stoop that low. She’d experienced enough physical violence in her life. But it didn’t hurt to think about exactly how deep she could bury the tip of her boot into Jacob Thorne-in-her-side’s shin. And to imagine his grunt of pain, the swelling and the black-and-blue marks when she did.
“Hey, Chrissie,” he said, all sweet and sugary, with that sexy, sandpapery voice of his. “You’re looking mighty fine tonight. Got a little color in your cheeks for a change. Did you finally take some time for yourself and get out in the sun a bit?”
She tilted her head to the side and glared at him. And he had the nerve to try to be cute. Again.
“Oh. Not sun.” He made a big show of acting surprised. “You’re miffed at me, right? That’s what put that pretty pink in your cheeks.”
For whatever reason, ever since she’d been his respiratory therapist, he seemed to make it his personal mission to tease her unmercifully. Like a big, overgrown bully. He needed to grow up, that’s what he needed to do. In the meantime she’d treat him like the kid he was.
“You are so not funny. And you are so not charming.”
She reached out and grabbed Alison’s arm, holding her still when she sensed that her friend was about to slink away and avoid certain fireworks.
“Now, how much do you want for it?” she asked with a clipped nod toward the box he’d tucked under his arm. The box that contained Jessamine Golden’s saddlebag and its treasure trove of goodies. The box that had almost been hers for fifty-five bucks until he’d chimed in with his big money and stolen it from her.
He glanced from her to the box. “What’s in here that’s got you so excited?”
She blinked. Then, outraged, blinked again. “You didn’t even know what you were bidding on?”
“Well, no,” he said, lifting a shoulder. “I was just trying to make some extra money for the benefit.”
“You know what?” Alison said, squirming uneasily and apparently sensing a major showdown. “I think I’ll just be going now.”
Christine wrapped her fingers tighter around Alison’s upper arm and held her where she was. “So why didn’t you bid against Ralph Schindler when he was bidding on an antique typewriter? Or Mel Grazier when he bid on a boom box? They’ve got buckets of moldy money. Why did you have to bid against me?”
“Well,” he said, then paused and absently scratched his jaw. “Maybe I figured if you wanted it, it must be something worth having.”
She snorted. “Try again.”
“No, really. I’ve always known you to have excellent taste.”
“So…that’s supposed to be an explanation?”
“More like a compliment.”
“More like a crock. You did it just to tick me off.”
“Well—” his dark eyes danced in a tan, handsome face “—there is that.”
The sound that came out of her could only be described as a growl.
“I’ve really got to go,” Alison said, making another break for it.
This time Christine let her go. It wasn’t fair to Alison to make her a party to what could in all probability turn out to be a homicide.
“How much do you want for it?” she repeated only after she was certain she could talk without screeching.
“You want it bad, don’t you, Chrissie?”
Oh, he’d just love to see her rise to that bait. She was not going to give him the satisfaction of acknowledging the sexual innuendo he’d managed to thread through his seemingly innocent question punctuated with a wicked smile.
“How much?”
“Tell you what,” he said, looking if not smug, at least pleased by whatever idea was brewing in his thick head. “How about we cut us a little deal?”
Cut a deal? She’d trust any deal he made about as far as she could shot-put his beefy carcass after she killed him but before they hauled her off to jail. Justifiable homicide would be the worst possible charge they could level.
“I can just about imagine any deal you’d initiate. You haven’t changed a bit, have you?”
“Aw, Chrissie. You don’t still hold a grudge after all this time, do you?”
Oh, yeah. She held a grudge all right. He made it easy.
“Tell you what, just to show you I’m not so awful,” he said, working hard at sounding wounded, “since you want this stuff that badly, I’ll just give it to you.”
She eyed him with unconcealed suspicion. All six-plus lean feet of him. She couldn’t help but notice the way his long brown hair curled slightly at the edges, giving him a sexy boyish appeal. Couldn’t help but try to read the thoughts going on behind those summer-blue eyes that were always laughing, always teasing, always making her wonder what made him tick.
Well. Not always because she didn’t spend that much time thinking about him. At least, she didn’t do it intentionally. He sort of sneaked into her thoughts sometimes when she least expected it and caught her off guard.
Like now. Damn, all those wonder-boy good looks had sidetracked her again. Made her forget—if only for a second there—that she was mad and he was the reason.
“Okay. What’s the catch?” Skepticism oozed in each word.
“What makes you think there’s a catch?”
“Because I wasn’t born yesterday?”
“There ya go. You’re just as smart as you are pretty.”
“Oh, for Pete’s sake, save the sugar for someone with a sweet tooth.”
He considered her for a moment as if he were thinking about how badly he wanted to embarrass her. Then he very coolly said, “You can have the box of stuff
