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File Under: 13 Suspicious incidents
First published in Great Britain 2018
by Egmont UK Limited
The Yellow Building
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Text copyright © 2018 Lemony Snicket
Art copyright © 2018 Seth
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First e-book edition 2018
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CONTENTS
BAD GANG.
SILVER SPOON.
VIOLENT BUTCHER.
TWELVE OR THIRTEEN.
MIDNIGHT DEMON.
THREE SUSPECTS.
VANISHED MESSAGE.
TROUBLESOME GHOST.
FIGURE IN FOG.
Sub-file B: CONCLUSIONS.
BLACK PAINT.
DEEP MINE.
DISHONEST SALESMAN.
BACKSEAT.
LOUD DOG.
QUIET STREET.
THROUGH THE WINDOW.
BENEATH THE STREET.
HOMEMADE FURNITURE.
SMALL COURTYARD.
TWENTY-FIVE GUESTS.
MISSING PETS.
SMALL SOUND.
LARGE MEAL.
CHALKED NAME.
OTHER NAME.
PANICKED FEET.
SAND AND SHORE.
VERY OBVIOUS.
POOR JOKE.
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
MESSAGE RECORDED.
TRAIN WRECK.
NERVOUS WRECK.
SHOUTED WORD.
LAST WORD.
Sub-file III: ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS
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ABOUT THE AUTHORS.
Please find enclosed herein thirteen (13) reports filed under “Suspicious Incidents” in our archives. The thirteen (13) reports have thirteen (13) conclusions which have been separated from their corresponding reports for security reasons. The reports are contained in sub-file One (1) and the conclusions in sub-file B (b) so that it is impossible for each report and conclusion to be in the same place at once. For your convenience, both sub-files are enclosed together in this bound volume.
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Inside Job. Pinched Creature. Ransom Note. Walkie-Talkie. Bad Gang. Silver Spoon. Violent Butcher. Twelve or Thirteen. Midnight Demon. Three Suspects. Vanished Message. Troublesome Ghost. Figure in Fog.
One morning I was arguing with the adult in charge of me. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what that is like, and it is one of the world’s great difficulties that this sort of argument goes on nearly every place on almost every morning between practically every child and some adult or other. Another one of
