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       File Under: 13 Suspicious incidents

      First published in Great Britain 2018

      by Egmont UK Limited

      The Yellow Building

      1 Nicholas Road

      London W11 4AN

      Text copyright © 2018 Lemony Snicket

      Art copyright © 2018 Seth

      Illustrations published by arrangement with Little, Brown, and Company, New York, New York, USA. All rights reserved.

      The moral rights of the author and artist have been asserted

      First e-book edition 2018

      Ebook ISBN 978 1 4052 7643 6

       www.egmont.co.uk

      A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

      CONTENTS

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       WALKIE-TALKIE.

       BAD GANG.

       SILVER SPOON.

       VIOLENT BUTCHER.

       TWELVE OR THIRTEEN.

       MIDNIGHT DEMON.

       THREE SUSPECTS.

       VANISHED MESSAGE.

       TROUBLESOME GHOST.

       FIGURE IN FOG.

       Sub-file B: CONCLUSIONS.

       BLACK PAINT.

       DEEP MINE.

       DISHONEST SALESMAN.

       BACKSEAT.

       LOUD DOG.

       QUIET STREET.

       THROUGH THE WINDOW.

       BENEATH THE STREET.

       HOMEMADE FURNITURE.

       SMALL COURTYARD.

       TWENTY-FIVE GUESTS.

       MISSING PETS.

       SMALL SOUND.

       LARGE MEAL.

       CHALKED NAME.

       OTHER NAME.

       PANICKED FEET.

       SAND AND SHORE.

       VERY OBVIOUS.

       POOR JOKE.

       MESSAGE RECEIVED.

       MESSAGE RECORDED.

       TRAIN WRECK.

       NERVOUS WRECK.

       SHOUTED WORD.

       LAST WORD.

       Sub-file III: ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS

       Back series promotional page

       ABOUT THE AUTHORS.

      Please find enclosed herein thirteen (13) reports filed under “Suspicious Incidents” in our archives. The thirteen (13) reports have thirteen (13) conclusions which have been separated from their corresponding reports for security reasons. The reports are contained in sub-file One (1) and the conclusions in sub-file B (b) so that it is impossible for each report and conclusion to be in the same place at once. For your convenience, both sub-files are enclosed together in this bound volume.

      The information contained herein is secret and important, meant only for members of our organization. If you are not a member of our organization, please put this down, as it is neither secret nor important and therefore will not interest you.

      All misfiled information, by definition, is none of your business.

      Inside Job. Pinched Creature. Ransom Note. Walkie-Talkie. Bad Gang. Silver Spoon. Violent Butcher. Twelve or Thirteen. Midnight Demon. Three Suspects. Vanished Message. Troublesome Ghost. Figure in Fog.

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      One morning I was arguing with the adult in charge of me. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what that is like, and it is one of the world’s great difficulties that this sort of argument goes on nearly every place on almost every morning between practically every child and some adult or other. Another one of

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