letter as I was in Johnny’s silversmithing. “This will do,” she said, and put the letter down on the tray with a quick look at the crumb-covered plate. Then, with a great sigh, as if preparing herself for an important performance, Mrs. Sallis looked at Theodora and began to speak.
“I’m in desperate need of your assistance,”
she began. “A priceless item has been stolen from my home, and I need to get it back.”
“First,” Theodora said, “we’ll need to know what the item is.”
“I know that,” the woman snapped. “I was just about to tell you. It’s a small statue, about the size of a bottle of milk. It’s made of an extremely rare species of wood that is very shiny and black in color. The statue has been in my family for generations and has been valued at upward of a great deal of money.”
“A great deal of money,” Theodora repeated thoughtfully. “When was it stolen?”
“That I do not know,” Mrs. Sallis said. “I have not been in this room for quite some time, and normally the statue is kept here in the library, on the mantel over there.”
We looked at the mantel. Sure enough, there was nothing on it.
“Two days ago I came in here looking for
something and saw that it was missing. I’ve been upset ever since.”
“Hmm,” Theodora said, and walked quickly to the windows of the library, which were shrouded by heavy curtains. She yanked them aside and then fiddled with both of the windows, first one and then the other. “These are latched.”
“They’re always latched,” Mrs. Sallis replied.
“Hmm.” Theodora crossed slowly to the mantel and then leaned her head down to look at it very closely. There was still nothing on it. She took two large, slow steps backward and then stared up at the ceiling. “What is above this room?”
“A small parlor, I believe,” the old woman said.
“The burglar could have broken into this room from the parlor,” Theodora said. “He or she would have had to saw a hole in the ceiling,
of course, but then gravity would have done the rest, dropping the burglar right in front of the mantel.”
Everyone in the room looked at the ceiling, which was as red and blank as the surface of an apple.
“Glue,” Theodora said. “Glue and plaster could cover it up.”
The old woman put her hand to her head. “I know who stole it,” she said.
Theodora coughed a little. “Well, that doesn’t necessarily mean they didn’t come in through the ceiling.”
“Who stole it?” I asked.
The old woman rose and limped to one of the windows. She pointed out at the lighthouse we had passed on the way. “The Mallahan family,” she said. “They’ve been enemies of my family for many lifetimes. They always swore they’d steal the statue, and at last they have.”
“Why didn’t you call the police?” I asked.
Mrs. Murphy Sallis looked surprised and stammered for a few seconds before Theodora butted in. “Because she called us,” she said. “Rest assured, Mrs. Sallis, we will find this statue and bring the thieves to justice.”
“I just want the statue back with its rightful owner,” the old woman said hastily. “I want nobody to know you are working for me, and I want nothing done to the Mallahans. They’re nice people.”
It is not common to hear someone refer to enemies of their family for many lifetimes as “nice people,” but Theodora nodded and said, “I understand.”
“Do you?” the woman demanded. “Do you promise to return the statue to its rightful owner, and do you promise to be discreet about the Sallis name?”
My chaperone waved her hand quickly, as
if an insect were flying in her face. “Yes, yes, of course.”
Mrs. Sallis turned her gaze to me. “And what about you, lad? Do you promise?”
I looked right back at her. To me, a promise is not an insect in my face. It is a promise. “Yes,” I said. “I promise to return the statue to its rightful owner, and I promise to be discreet about who has hired us.”
“Mrs. Sallis has hired me,” Theodora said sternly. “You’re just my apprentice. Well, Mrs. Sallis, I believe we’re all done here.”
“Perhaps Mrs. Sallis could tell us what the statue looks like,” I said.
“I’m sorry,” Theodora said to Mrs. Sallis. “My apprentice apparently wasn’t listening. But I remember. It’s the size of a milk bottle, made of shiny, black wood.”
“But what is it a statue of?”
Mrs. Murphy Sallis limped one step closer and
gave us each a long, dark look. “The Bombinating Beast,” she said. “It is a mythical creature, something like a sea horse. Its head looks like this.”
She lifted one limp hand from her cane to reveal the head of a creature carved into its top. The creature looked like a sea horse like a hawk looks like a chicken. Its eyes were thin and fierce, and its lips were drawn back in a snarl to reveal rows and rows of tiny, sharp teeth. Even at the end of a cane, it looked like something you’d want to avoid, but plenty of people put nasty things on their mantels.
“Thank you,” Theodora said briskly. “You’ll be hearing from us, Mrs. Sallis. We’ll let ourselves out.”
“Thank you,” the old woman said, and took another deep sigh as we walked back down the hallway and out of the mansion. The butler was standing on the lawn, facing away from us with a bowl of seeds he was throwing to some
noisy birds. They whistled to him, and he whistled back, mimicking their calls exactly. It would have been pleasant to watch that for a few more minutes, and I wish I had. But instead Theodora started the roadster’s engine, put her helmet back on her head, and was halfway down the driveway before I had time to shut the door.
“This will be an easy case!” she crowed happily.
