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On Planet Fruitcake first published in Great Britain 2013 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN
Text copyright © Anne Fine 2013
Illustrations copyright © Kate Aldous
The moral rights of the author and illustrator have been asserted
First e-book edition 2013
ISBN 978 1 4052 6356 6 (paperback)
ISBN 978 1 4052 6357 3 (hardback)
eISBN 978 1 7803 1275 0
A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library
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For Kit, of course.
Contents
2: ‘Is something wrong with your brains?’
11: Married in a flowerpot hat
12: ‘Don’t you want us thinking?’
13: A clever and beautiful chicken
15: Suppose! Suppose! Suppose!
17: ‘I will not have this pandemonium in my classroom!’
18: Purple cows and black ice lollies
1
Poor Philip had a problem. Everyone else adored his teacher, Miss Dove. They thought she was the nicest, kindest teacher in the whole school.
‘We are so lucky that we’re in her class!’ Beth kept on telling everyone.
‘Yes,’ Peter agreed. ‘She never gives us vinegary looks, the way the janitor does when we come in on wet mornings, tracking mud all over his clean
