to be disputatious. His prejudices did not prevent him from passing the claret, nor from laughing, as heartily as a plethoric asthma and sense of the decorum due to the occasion would permit, at the quips and quirks of the Irishman, who, he admitted, notwithstanding his heresies, was a pleasant fellow in the main. And when, in addition to the flattery, a pipe had been insinuated by the officious Titus, at the precise moment that Small yearned for his afternoon’s solace, yet scrupled to ask for it; when the door had been made fast, and the first whiff exhaled, all his misgivings vanished, and he surrendered himself to the soft seduction. In this Elysian state we find him.
“Ah! you may say that, Dr. Small,” said Titus, in answer to some observation of the vicar, “that’s a most original apothegm. We all of us hould our lives by a thrid. Och! many’s the sudden finale I have seen. Many’s the fine fellow’s heels tripped up unawares, when least expected. Death hangs over our heads by a single hair, as your reverence says, precisely like the sword of Dan Maclise,6 the flatterer of Dinnish what-do-you-call-him, ready to fall at a moment’s notice, or no notice at all — eh? — Mr. Coates. And that brings me back again to Sir Piers — poor gentleman — ah! we sha’n’t soon see the like of him again!”
“Poor Sir Piers!” said Mr. Coates, a small man, in a scratch wig, with a face red and round as an apple, and almost as diminutive. “It is to be regretted that his over-conviviality should so much have hastened his lamented demise.”
“Conviviality!” replied Titus; “no such thing — it was apoplexy — extravasation of sarum.”
“Extra vase-ation of rum and water, you mean,” replied Coates, who, like all his tribe, rejoiced in a quibble.
“The squire’s ailment,” continued Titus, “was a sanguineous effusion, as we call it — positive determination of blood to the head, occasioned by a low way he got into, just before his attack — a confirmed case of hypochondriasis, as that ould book Sir Piers was so fond of terms the blue devils. He neglected the bottle, which, in a man who has been a hard drinker all his life, is a bad sign. The lowering system never answers — never. Doctor, I’ll just trouble you”— for Small, in a fit of absence, had omitted to pass the bottle, though not to help himself. “Had he stuck to this”— holding up a glass, ruby bright —“the elixir vitæ— the grand panacea — he might have been hale and hearty at this present moment, and as well as any of us. But he wouldn’t be advised. To my thinking, as that was the case, he’d have been all the better for a little of your reverence’s sperretual advice; and his conscience having been relieved by confession and absolution, he might have opened a fresh account with an aisy heart and clane breast.”
“I trust, sir,” said Small, gravely withdrawing his pipe from his lips, “that Sir Piers Rookwood addressed himself to a higher source than a sinning creature of clay like himself for remission of his sins; but, if there was any load of secret guilt that might have weighed heavy upon his conscience, it is to be regretted that he refused the last offices of the church, and died incommunicate. I was denied all admittance to his chamber.”
“Exactly my case,” said Mr. Coates, pettishly. “I was refused entrance, though my business was of the utmost importance — certain dispositions — special bequests — matter connected with his sister — for though the estate is entailed, yet still there are charges — you understand me — very strange to refuse to see me. Some people may regret it — may live to regret it, I say — that’s all. I’ve just sent up a package to Lady Rookwood, which was not to be delivered till after Sir Piers’s death. Odd circumstance that — been in my custody a long while — some reason to think Sir Piers meant to alter his will — ought to have seen me— sad neglect!”
“More’s the pity. But it was none of poor Sir Piers’s doing!” replied Titus; “he had no will of his own, poor fellow, during his life, and the devil a will was he likely to have after his death. It was all Lady Rookwood’s doing,” added he, in a whisper. “I, his medical adviser and confidential friend, was ordered out of the room; and, although I knew it was as much as his life was worth to leave him for a moment in that state, I was forced to comply: and, would you believe it, as I left the room, I heard high words. Yes, doctor, as I hope to be saved, words of anger from her at that awful juncture.”
The latter part of this speech was uttered in a low tone, and very mysterious manner. The speakers drew so closely together, that the bowls of their pipes formed a common centre, whence the stems radiated. A momentary silence ensued, during which each man puffed for very life. Small next knocked the ashes from his tube, and began to replenish it, coughing significantly. Mr. Coates expelled a thin, curling stream of vapor from a minute orifice in the corner of his almost invisible mouth, and arched his eyebrows in a singular manner, as if he dared not trust the expression of his thoughts to any other feature. Titus shook his huge head, and, upon the strength of a bumper which he swallowed, mustered resolution enough to unburden his bosom.
“By my sowl,” said he, mysteriously, “I’ve seen enough lately to frighten any quiet gentleman out of his senses. I’ll not get a wink of sleep, I fear, for a week to come. There must have been something dreadful upon Sir Piers’s mind; sure — nay, there’s no use in mincing the matter with you— in a word, then, some crime too deep to be divulged.”
“Crime!” echoed Coates and Small, in a breath.
“Ay, crime!” repeated Titus. “Whist! not so loud, lest any one should overhear us. Poor Sir Piers, he’s dead now. I’m sure you both loved him as I did, and pity and pardon him if he was guilty; for certain am I that no soul ever took its flight more heavily laden than did that of our poor friend. Och! it was a terrible ending. But you shall hear how he died, and judge for yourselves. When I returned to his room after Lady Rookwood’s departure, I found him quite delirious. I knew death was not far off then. One minute he was in the chase, cheering on the hounds. ‘Halloo! tallyho!’ cried he: ‘who clears that fence? — who swims that stream?’ The next, he was drinking, carousing, and hurrahing, at the head of his table. ‘Hip! hip! hip!’— as mad, and wild, and frantic as ever he used to be when wine had got the better of him; and then all of a sudden, in the midst of his shouting, he stopped, exclaiming, ‘What! here again? — who let her in? — the door is fast — I locked it myself. Devil! why did you open it? — you have betrayed me — she will poison me — and I cannot resist. Ha! another! Who — who is that? — her face is white — her hair hangs about her shoulders. Is she alive again? Susan! Susan! why that look? You loved me well — too well. You will not drag me to perdition! You will not appear against me! No, no, no — it is not in your nature — you whom I doted on, whom I loved — whom I— but I repented — I sorrowed — I prayed — prayed! Oh! oh! no prayers would avail. Pray for me, Susan — for ever! Your intercession may avail. It is not too late. I will do justice to all. Bring me pen and ink — paper — I will confess —he shall have all. Where is my sister? I would speak with her — would tell her — tell her. Call Alan Rookwood — I shall die before I can tell it. Come hither,’ said he to me. ‘There is a dark, dreadful secret on my mind — it must forth. Tell my sister — no, my senses swim — Susan is near me — fury in her eyes — avenging fury — keep her off. What is this white mass in my arms? what do I hold? is it the corpse by my side, as it lay that long, long night? It is — it is. Cold, stiff, stirless as then. White — horribly white — as when the moon, that would not set, showed all its ghastliness. Ah! it moves, embraces me, stifles, suffocates me. Help! remove the pillow. I cannot breathe — I choke — oh!’ And now I am coming to the strangest part of my story — and, strange as it may sound, every word is as true as Gospel.”
“Ahem!” coughed Small.
“Well, at this moment — this terrible moment — what should I hear but a tap against the wainscot. Holy Virgin! how it startled me. My heart leapt
