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Turner. And she sighed, thinking what a curse it was to possess that fatal gift of beauty!

       When Little Primpton heard the news, Little Primpton was agitated. Certainly it was distressed, and even virtuously indignant, but at the same time completely unable to divest itself of that little flutter of excitement which was so rare, yet so enchanting, a variation from the monotony of its daily course. The well-informed walked with a lighter step, and held their heads more jauntily, for life had suddenly acquired a novel interest. With something new to talk about, something fresh to think over, with a legitimate object of sympathy and resentment, the torpid blood raced through their veins as might that of statesmen during some crisis in national affairs. Let us thank God, who has made our neighbours frail, and in His infinite mercy caused husband and wife to quarrel; Tom, Dick, and Harry to fall more or less discreditably in love; this dear friend of ours to lose his money, and that her reputation. In all humility, let us be grateful for the scandal which falls at our feet like ripe fruit, for the Divorce Court and for the newspapers that, with a witty semblance of horror, report for us the spicy details. If at certain intervals propriety obliges us to confess that we are miserable sinners, has not the Lord sought to comfort us in the recollection that we are not half so bad as most people?

      Mr. Dryland went to the Vicarage to enter certificates in the parish books. The Vicar was in his study, and gave his curate the keys of the iron safe.

      "Sophie Bunch came last night to put up her banns," he said.

      "She's going to marry out of the parish, isn't she?"

      "Yes, a Tunbridge Wells man."

      The curate carefully blotted the entries he had made, and returned the heavy books to their place.

      "Will you come into the dining-room, Dryland?" said the Vicar, with a certain solemnity. "Mrs Jackson would like to speak to you."

      "Certainly."

      Mrs. Jackson was reading the Church Times. Her thin, sharp face wore an expression of strong disapproval; her tightly-closed mouth, her sharp nose, even the angular lines of her body, signified clearly that her moral sense was outraged. She put her hand quickly to her massive fringe to see that it was straight, and rose to shake hands with Mr. Dryland. His heavy red face assumed at once a grave look; his moral sense was outraged, too.

      "Isn't this dreadful news, Mr. Dryland?"

      "Oh, very sad! Very sad!"

      In both their voices, hidden below an intense sobriety, there was discernible a slight ring of exultation.

      "The moment I saw him I felt he would give trouble," said Mrs. Jackson, shaking her head. "I told you, Archibald, that I didn't like the look of him."

      "I'm bound to say you did," admitted her lord and master.

      "Mary Clibborn is much too good for him," added Mrs. Jackson, decisively. "She's a saint."

      "The fact is, that he's suffering from a swollen head," remarked the curate, who used slang as a proof of manliness.

      "There, Archibald!" cried the lady, triumphantly. "What did I tell you?"

      "Mrs. Jackson thought he was conceited."

      "I don't think it; I'm sure of it. He's odiously conceited. All the time I was talking to him I felt he considered himself superior to me. No nice-minded man would have refused our offer to say a short prayer on his behalf during morning service."

      "Those army men always have a very good opinion of themselves," said Mr. Dryland, taking advantage of his seat opposite a looking-glass to arrange his hair.

      He spoke in such a round, full voice that his shortest words carried a sort of polysyllabic weight.

      "I can't see what he has done to be so proud of," said Mrs. Jackson. "Anyone would have done the same in his position. I'm sure it's no more heroic than what clergymen do every day of their lives, without making the least fuss about it."

      "They say that true courage is always modest," answered Mr. Dryland.

      The remark was not very apposite, but sounded damaging.

      "I didn't like the way he had when he came to tea here—as if he were dreadfully bored. I'm sure he's not so clever as all that."

      "No clever man would act in an ungentlemanly way," said the curate, and then smiled, for he thought he had unconsciously made an epigram.

      "I couldn't express in words what I feel with regard to his treatment of Mary!" cried Mrs. Jackson; and then proceeded to do so—and in many, to boot.

      They had all been a little oppressed by the greatness which, much against his will, they had thrust upon the unfortunate James. They had set him on a pedestal, and then were disconcerted because he towered above their heads, and the halo with which they had surrounded him dazzled their eyes. They had wished to make a lion of James, and his modest resistance wounded their self-esteem; it was a relief to learn that he was not worth making a lion of. Halo and pedestal were quickly demolished, for the golden idol had feet of clay, and his late adorers were ready to reproach him because he had not accepted with proper humility the gifts he did not want. Their little vanities were comforted by the assurance that, far from being a hero, James was, in fact, distinctly inferior to themselves. For there is no superiority like moral superiority. A man who stands akimbo on the top of the Ten Commandments need bow the knee to no earthly potentate.

      Little Primpton was conscious of its virtue, and did not hesitate to condemn.

      "He has lowered himself dreadfully."

      "Yes, it's very sad. It only shows how necessary it is to preserve a meek and contrite spirit in prosperity. Pride always goes before a fall."

      The Jacksons and Mr. Dryland discussed the various accounts which had reached them. Mary and Mrs. Parsons were determinedly silent, but Mrs. Clibborn was loquacious, and it needed little artifice to extract the whole story from Colonel Parsons.

      "One thing is unfortunately certain," said Mrs. Jackson, with a sort of pious vindictiveness, "Captain Parsons has behaved abominably, and it's our duty to do something."

      "Colonel Clibborn threatens to horsewhip him."

      "It would do him good," cried Mrs. Jackson; "and I should like to be there to see it!"

      They paused a moment to gloat over the imaginary scene of Jamie's chastisement.

      "He's a wicked man. Fancy throwing the poor girl over when she's waited five years. I think he ought to be made to marry her."

      "I'm bound to say that no gentleman would have acted like that," said the Vicar.

      "I wanted Archibald to go and speak seriously to Captain Parsons. He ought to know what we think of him, and it's obviously our duty to tell him."

      "His parents are very much distressed. One can see that, although they say so little."

      "It's not enough to be distressed. They ought to have the strength of mind to insist upon his marrying Mary Clibborn. But they stick up for everything he does. They think he's perfect. I'm sure it's not respectful to God to worship a human being as they do their son."

      "They certainly have a very exaggerated opinion of him," assented Mr. Dryland.

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