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style="font-size:15px;">      Директор открывает коробок, в углу "забитая муха":

      – Да слон я слон только по почкам больше не бейте!

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      Жил-был один мужик. Женился, детей завел, квартиру купил, дачу построил и т. д. Живет, жизни радуется.

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