ndiani acharaira?
– Ini chete. Enderera mberi. Uye usakanganwa nezve boar…
Ancephalopath akatungamira murume wekare kubuda kubva kune yakasimba uye akafamba nekukurumidza kuenda kuBoss.
– Chii, isu? apchi!
– Chii? Uriwe waunoshanda naye, akapindwa muropa nezvinodhaka?
– Kwete, uripi Asi ndakafunga kuti, apchi, zvakakodzera kuitisa bvunzo?! Uye pakarepo.. Uye ipapo … – Harutun akazeza.
– Uye wozodii? Munyu? – Kuongorora bash kubva kumativi ese akabvunza Ottil.
– Aiwa. Asi hunyanzvi. Mushure mezvose, kutonga kwacho kwakatopasiswa?!
– Ndiani? Mutongi?
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– Zvakanaka, huyai, asi chete nekuda kwemhedzisiro yekushanda.
Vakarova fodya ndokugara pasi kuti vapute.
Mangwanani aive ave kusvika ivo vakagara patafura vachiratidzirana saHolmes naWatson, zvakanyanya zvakanyanya sezvo Holmes aipfunga opium uye izvi hazvina kumutadzisa kuita mhedziso yekufunga. Asi Watson achingonwa whisky, Cherry, ikapfupika, seLestrade, uye nekuda kweizvi ivo vaive vasina zvirevo uye vaive vakatemwa pazasi peSherlock. Doro rinodzikisira pfungwa, saka Hurumende yenyika inobvumidza, booze uye inorambidza kumera paNyika. Asi benzi haridi kudya chero chinhu. Anodaro nekuti benzi uye haazivi muyero. Asi ivo vaviri vaipokana uye pane izvi vakafunga saizvozvo.
– Mushandirapamwe pano mumusha, mumwe munhu akadyara Chuy hemp uye akapaza musha. – Akatanga Bedbug.
– Asi ndiani? apchi, idot kana murume mukuru? – yakaenderera mberi Harutun.
– Kana pamwe wechitatu wechitatu? Uye izvi zvinogona chete kuve zvapupu zvezvakaitika uye vakasarudza kuenda kumberi, vachiedza.
– Toad, apchi.
– Chii, cheki?
– zita Old Romunhu, Sneezy – Toad.
– Toad? Heh. Ngakuve neToad… Yakachena chena mukuremekedzwa kwejecha chena.
– Chii? apchi.
– Kwete, hapana. Zvakanaka, chii, enda?!.. Asi kwete. Mirira… Huya, udye pamwe chete?!
Harutun akavhura maziso ake ndokukanda kunze rurimi rwake zvishoma achishamisika.
.akabvunza, achipukuta maziso ake zvine utsinye paOttil. – hauna kudya zuva rese neusiku maererano nehurongwa hwevapambi vakapindwa nemhepo?
– Ehe, apchi, chaizvo. – achirovanisa maoko ake, Harutun akamhanya nekukurumidza uye akagara mune chimwe chigaro.
– Chii chakagara pasi? – Ottila akatyaira.
– Chii, chii.. ini, uye ndiri chii? – Iyo yemakambani yakanetsana uye yakasvibiswa.
– Enda, utore: pane soup, kune zvipunu, mahwendefa, firiji, – - mubhedhuru akatanga kunongedza nemaoko ake, aimiririra mukicheni. -… pane mubiki. Zvakanaka, iwe unoziva… Bhizinesi rakakomba rakatsemuka.
– Chii? About anasha? -kutsanya supu kuburikidza nesupuzi, Harutun akagomera.
– Ingo svira. Svina iyo uye usakanganise nzara yako.
Harutun akateedzera zano remubiki iri ndokumuyamwa mukati make.
– Izvo zvinodiwa kuti uise kuongororwa pamusoro peiyo nickle uye kubata vese vanopindwa muropa nezvinodhaka.
– Just, apchi, isu tichaita munharaunda yebasa zuva mumusha.
– Ndizvozvo! Uye marshal ichavharira zvese zvatinoita. Uye kurondedzera uye kuparadza zvese zvinodhaka…
– Uye ipapo isu tichazoparadza iyi nickle.
– Izvi zviri pamutemo here? Apchi
– Chii?
– Zvakanaka, nezve nguruve, apchi.
– Iwe unogumbura, izvi zvese zvichabatanidzwa mumushumo, sebhonasi kune imbwa official Polkan, yekubatwa kweIdot uye Toad.
– Asi ini ndaive, apchi, ndiani akavabata?
– Iwe, asi iwe uchiri chikwereti kwandiri, rangarira?
– Ehe, apchi, yakayeukwa.. Ngakuve nePoland.
– … Uye isu tichaendesa iyo mushumo pamusoro peInternet kuMashall.
– Wakamboona here Marshal, apchi. -Arutun akadzikisa chipunu.
– Aiwa. Kunyangwe ini ndaimboshanda semupangamiri wake.
– Saka, ndiani akasayina magwaro? -Arutun yakasvikira kumucheka uye sleeve yakabata iyo grisi yakasanganiswa ye borsch. Kune hwindo pamusuwo wake, senge mune rejista yemari: kune mapepa akavanzika uye gubhu, randinokuudza chakavanzika, ini handina kumbopfira kanopfuura kamwe.
– Uye aisaziva? apchi.
– Kana iye asina kuziva, saka ini ndingadai ndisipo pano.
– Handinzwisise, iwe waigara ipapo senge mune bhata mubhotoro, nei waifanira kupfira?
– Munyika ino, kupfira mate kutuka, uye kumusha kwangu chiratidzo cheukwaziso nerudo, sekutsvoda. Mushure mezvose, kana iwe uchitsvoda, iwe unoyamwa pakubata kwemumwe wako. Uye uku kutsvoda kuri kure.. Hapana munhu akaona kumeso kwake. Zvakanaka oh zvakanaka, Idya kumusoro uye enda unoona dime.
– Uye iwe? apchi.
– Uye ini ndichafunga. Kana chii?!.. – Klop yawned. Ndiri pasi zhinka.
– Mumba mekurara?
– Mumuchimbuzi, gondohwe, chokwadika. Zvirinani kuvhara ivo mugarage. Kubva ipapo, havasati vachizobuda kusvika mangwanani.
– Uye mota? apchi.
– Mota ipi?
– Zvakanaka, sezvo garage, apchi, saka pane mota?
– Pakambove neimwe, zvakanyanya, mudhudhudhu. Izya akatyoka, zvino chete chimedu chesimbi chakadonha, chakarara chakatenderedza…
– Zvakanaka, ndakaenda, Boss?! apchi.
Mangwanani iyo Toad yakare yakauya uye, yatora mirairo, ikaenda kunoshambidza bura. Mudura kwenguva yakareba ruoko rwatenzi haruna kuiswa uye zvese zvaive zvakafukidzwa ne shit. Ottila, semazuva ese, akagara pasi kuti ayananise zvipikiri. Ini ndoda kuona kuti vese vanoongorora vane hobby inoita kuti vafunge: Holmes ane mutambo wepini, Poirot anovimba nemaseru grey pasina kukanganisa, Mumiririri Kay ane pie, uye Klop akasimudzira zvipikiri. Uye pavainge vapera, aivaperekedza mukati nekuvabvarura kuti avatwasanure zvakare uye panguva imwe chete vanzwe kubatikana kwepfungwa.
Bale, bale, bale, bale. Uye saka awa mushure meawa, zuva nezuva, gore negore, uye… Kamwe kamwe, kumeso kwakaipa kwaToad kwakaonekwa kubva mudura ndokutarisa, achinyemwerera mupurisa.
– Chii
