style="font-size:15px;"> – Ndoku: iripo.
– Iwe hausi weRussia here? muenzi kana mushanyi mushanyi?
– Aiwa. Ini ndiri precinct.
– Ndiri kuona. Famba uchitevedza Nevsky, wakananga kuPrince Square uye kuruboshwe iwe uchaona Cathedral.
– Maita basa. Hutano kwauri nevana vako … – Pamberi paBedbug vakatenda ndokuenda neIncephalopath padivi penzira.
Mhosva iyi yakapera kunyatsobudirira. Iyo chivimbo chakadzoserwa kunzvimbo yayo uye chakaiswa pasi pe alarm uye vhidhiyo yekutarisirwa.
Bedbug uye Incephalopath yakagamuchirwa kubva kuMarshall yekutenda muchimiro chemubairo uye kugadzirira kutarisira bhizinesi idzva.
Bedbug akagara muhofisi yake, achitaura, naIcefalapat, nemukadzi wake nevana, akataura nezvezvinhu zvakange zvaitika, achisiya zvese zvekunyadziswa kwakaitika panguva yekuferefetwa. Ehe, zvinhu zvinosiririsa zvakaderedzwa uye zvakatsiviwa nehunyanzvi hwekunyepedzera zviitiko… Muchidimbu, vakaseka ne bang…
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Makore mashanu ehupenyu hwekubatanidza epurazi hwakabatana uye Ottila akatanga kudhakwa neIntsefalapatom, zvakanyatso, akatengesa Klop nemaune kuitira kuti atore mukadzi wake. Uye Chiputi mupfungwa, chakakodzera. Ehe, uye Marshall haana kufona.
– Ah, Ini ndichazvidana. – akakanda mbambo kuruoko rwake rweruboshwe, uye nyundo paruoko rwake, ipo zvipikiri zvakasungirirwa, neruoko rwake rwerudyi kuti ruve rwechipiri. Akashamiswa neye «bhero» chime uye akavhunduka … – Asi kana akandituma? – Ottila akaongorora chivanze cheimba yake, iko kumberi kwake kwaive: gedhi pamberi pake, bhati kurudyi neimbwa yechivanze chekurinda akatarisa muridzi murunyararo kubva pagomba rakasungirirwa padivi rerimwe.
– Polkan! Ottila akashevedzera. Imbwa yakavhara maziso. -Kel, – imbwa yakavharidzira nzeve yake, – Jyat, jyat! – Imbwa yakavhara maziso nehuku yayo, -Kel Manda, Katyam James! – Iyo imbwa yakakwira mubhokisi. – Heino, piss! – MuRussia, Klop akashatiriswa. Zvaigumbuka, asi hazvina kugumburwa. Mushure mezvose, vakadzi vanogumburwa, uye varume vanogumbuka, iye nababa vake vakafunga. Asi akashatirwa ndokutora ibwe kubva pamadziro emubhedha wemaruva.
– Polkan. – booms, yakatora yechipiri, uye yakakungurutswa kutanga – Palkan!! – boom, boom, -Polkan!!! – booms, booms, booms, – Buda bastard!!!! – booms, booms, booms, booms, booms, etc., kusvika matombo muganho remaruva apera.
– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – imbwa yakagomera pakurwadziwa ndokuridza tsamwa. Kunyangwe vavakidzani vakanzwa misodzi. Ottila akagara achigutsikana uye akabvisa okisijeni kubva pamapapu ake. Kupfuurirazve, wongororo yacho yakamuona kumashure kwefenzi, uye kuruboshwe – mukova wechikamu chekugara mukati memba.
– Ottila, vauya kwauri! – akadanidzira kubva pachikumbaridzo cheIsolde. Mbudzi yakatendeuka. Mukadzi akamira akatarisa kumusuwo wepamberi. Kubva pasi pemupendero, kumeso kwakanaka kwaIzi kwakangoerekana kwaoneka. Aive atove gumi nemanomwe. Uye akanyemwerera zvinotapira nemaziso eCaucasus.
– Urikuitei ikoko? – akabvunza baba vaoremerwa – baba vekubereka.
– Zvakanaka, buda kubva pasi pejasi! – Akarova ruoko rwake pamusoro uye akavesa musoro wake mukati make. Baska akanyangarika.
– Vaidanei pano. Ottila akapindura uye, achitora mbambo ruoko rwake rweruboshwe, akatanga kuururamisa nesando.
Kubva kure kure mukitchen maive neine eie, dull thud. Nenguva isipi, Incephalopath akaoneka, achidhonza tsotsi nemuswe wemutsipa. Akadhonzera pavheranda ndokuukanda pakati peimba yemba. Tsotsi rakatenderedza kunge bhora pakati.
– ndiani? – akabvunza, akaurayiwa nezuva Ottila.
– Hepano, pano, iyo cartridge. Oooh! Akabatwa, apchi, mune chiitiko. Oooh. Oooh.
– Akaitei? – akaramba achibvunza precinct.
– Iye, iye, apchi, mune gomba hemp rub, apchi, nzwisisa.
– Sei ter? – The bug akasimudza meso ake kune murume uye nenzira yekumurova akarova chigunwe chake nenyundo. – Ah, fuck!
– Anonyepa. – The akasungwa Idot akamonerwa zita raKakomiyytso, mwanakomana waPankrat, Ataman weiyo Local Cossacks uye Wemhuka Kuchengetedza.
– Iwe, Idot, usati buzu, munda wakarimwa. Kupindurwa, ingo rova. Klop akagwesha.
– Ehe, ini handisi kukwiza! – akasvinudza Idot. – «Kick kubva kuna baba vangu uchave.» – akabhururuka mumusoro wake achifunga.
– Zvakanaka, chii, tichafonera baba? Apchi, -Akabvunza mweya wekuromba Intsephalopath.
– Wakamudhonza kubva kunharaunda yaanogara? Bedbug yakabvunza uye ichirova nesando, kusimbisa mbambo.
«Kwete, apchi,» akatsvaira Arutun Karapetovich akatsvaira musoro wake. – Ari pano, mune marara marara.
– Zvakanaka, saka tichaitei? Ah, Idot?? -Ibubu yakananzura mazino ake zvakare akatyaira pamusoro imwecheteyo nesando. -.... Simuka!!! Kana ndichitaura newe. Usavakwe nehonye kubva pachako, chipembenene, chii, unoenda kuzvirongwa zvako?
– Aiwa. – Idot akamira kuchema, asi akange achiri kutya.
– Wakaitei ikoko? Ottila akabvunza achinyararira, achivhomora maziso eziso rake pachigadziko chemeso ake nekuatetepa, kunge murume wechiChinese. – Jerking kure? – akaburitsa kunyemwerera Klop. – Mhinduro! – kubudikidza nekukurumidza akachema Ottila zvakare.
– Ini, ndinofunga …, shiti. – Idot akabvuma uye akatarisa Arutun, akamirira kuurayiwa. Uye uyu, «akadzungudza musoro,» Ndanga ndiri nekukoshwa kwemutsipa, saka ndakazunza mabhurugwa angu, ndakanga ndisina nguva yekupukuta mbichana yangu, saka ndakarova shasha muhomwe yangu uye ndikasvetuka pamatatya. Ikozvino kuri kupisa.
Ottila akamedzwa.
– Wakaunza chii kwaari? Achiri shit kubva pamakiromita kubva kwaari.
– Saka iye, apchi, ndiri kuchengetedza kumusoro, kupukuta …!? – akapindura Intsephalopath. – Tarisa kumachindwe, apchi, ivo vakakumikidzwa ne hash..
– … uye shit. – akawedzera Idot. -Ini handina kutora pepa neni uye ndikapukuta mbongoro yangu nemaoko angu.
– Ndeipi ruoko? Klop akabvunza achiseka.
.– Mwana weanosvika gumi neshanu, shaggy mune chimiro chekisiki kana dhadha, akaongorora zvanza zvake uye akasarudza rintier. – ichi.
– Huya iwe, Harutun, ishe. – akabvunza Ottila.
– Chii? apchi. – akabvunza zveshuwa.
– Puruzira ruoko rwako uite hutsanana uye hwekupedzisira mhedzisiro yekuumbwa kwechinhu chakaiswa paganda. Ndaka?
Incephalopath akadzungudza musoro wake achibvumirana uye akafamba asingadi kumwana uye akanyatsoisa ruoko rwake kumhino. Ndakabvisa iwo mupopu wakabuda kubva muchanza cheruoko rwangu ndikazunza zamu remhino, ipapo bhiri remhino, ipapo nechero iyo inertia mafungu akapfuura kumitsipa, pahuma nemiromo,
