zvakatanga zvakare. – mumbled the tray Intsephalopath.
– Uye iwe unoshandisa iyo Ottila Aligadzhievich Klop mari yemahara! – zvimedu kubva mumuromo zvakabhururuka, – Uye kazhinji …, shiti, – - akapfira zvese zviri mumuromo wake uye akapopota, asati akwira patafura. «Uri musikana pano.» Ndaka?
– Ehe, ishe wangu. -Donald Isoldushka uye akapfugama. Musoro wake waibhururuka nemusoro wemurume wake akamira patafura. Uye kukura kwemisoro yavo kwaingogutsa chero pessimist: Musoro wake wainge wakakura kakapetwa kaashanu kuye.
– Zvakanaka, heh heh heh, ndiregerere, tora ambuya ava kunze kwemusuwo wevheranda. Kwete, zvirinani kure neubhedha. Mangwanani uye mumwe munhu achamuwana.
Mukadzi akatora chitunha ndokuenda nacho pakanga chakarairwa nemuridzi. Mushure mezvose, akashanda zvakare mukubatsira, sehunyanzvi hwekugadzira, muchengeti uye mubatsiri mubatsiri aine chinzvimbo chemateya makuru. Aiti gare gare iye akadzoka ndokufamba, achifamba achienda patafura.
– Ndakamukanda pamusoro pefenzi.
– Iwe uri benzi here kana chimwe chinhu? Iyi ivheta yechirimwa. Chokwadi, akagara. Muchidimbu – iyo bum.
– Unodya. – mudzimai akasimudza ndiro.
– handidi kudaro. Unofanirwa kunge wakariisa mundiro yangu. Chikafu rudzii? Bvisa iyo, rega vana vadye. Usangovaudza zvandakadya. Uye ipapo vanoramba.
– Ndizvozvo, kana uine chifeve kubva mumuromo mako. Iwe unoda here kupukuta mazino ako pawakapedzisira kuashambidza, zana remakore apfuura? -mukadzi akaunganidza ndiro kubva patafura ndokuenda kuimba yekugara yetumba.
– Nyarara, mukadzi! Unonzwisisei kunhuhwirira? Zvakanaka, – ini ndakarasa ruoko rwangu necustoms uye madonhwe kubva patafura. – Zvandaida kutaura. Huh?.. Saka, gadzirira kuenda kuna Peter.
– Nei?
– Ah, shamwari, tine bhizimusi idzva rakakomba. Kutanga uye kwekupedzisira!
– Tiri kuendeswa kuSt. Petersburg? – Harutun akaburitsa vhudzi rake mumhino dzake, akafadzwa uye akachinjiswa nekamu.
– Kwete, tora inotonhorera. Tichaferefeta nyaya yakakomba, uye tisingatendeke tichitenderera, tichitsvaga huku dzakarasika uye nzombe. Uye ipapo, tikamuwana, isu tichaendeswa kumusoro…
– irikupi kudenga?
– Benzi, hakuna maguta mudenga, KuAmerica.
– Uye isu tichatarisa chii? Chii chinoda kuwanikwa kuti utitumire kuAmerica?
– Tichatsvaga mhino…
– Ndiani mhino? – Harutun haana kunzwisisa.
Ottila akakwira patafura ndokufamba kuenda kune rumwe rutivi, padyo neCorporor. Akagara pasi akasungirira makumbo, akataura navo.
– Zvakanaka, muchidimbu.. – akatanga nezwi rakati.
– Uye chii, mukuzevezera ipapo?
– Nerd, kukwikwidza. Mhosva iyi inogona kubviswa neVedhi.
– Ahhh! Ndakaona cartridge.
– Saka saka, sleeve. Heh, kupora! Ini ndiri «cartridge», uye iwe uri «sleeve». Uye iyo cartridge inoiswa mune sleeve. Hahaha Zvinosetsa
– Aiwa. Vanoisa bullet mu cartridge.
– Chii, smart? Uye iwe unoziva kuti munyika medu munhu wese akangwara – murombo nevarombo. Iwe unoda kuita mutsauko here? Wobva wateerera, ini handichatsanangura kaviri. Nzvimbo inoyera – haina kumboitika. Uye nzvimbo yako, kwete iyo Tsvene chete.. Unoziva here vangani vanhu vasingashande mumusha medu vanoda kuku fuck kuti utore nzvimbo yako yakasununguka?
Harutun akabvisa maziso ake kubva mukutya uye akaburitsa misodzi yekusagadzikana.
– Ndine hurombo, cartridge, kwete bullet yakaiswa mune sleeve, asi cartridge.
– Zvakanaka, saka chinzwa, zvakadii, ini ndichatsanangura nenzira pfupi: Eeee… wakaverenga Gogol here?
– Akamwa mogul.
– Uri kundibata here?
– Yakanga iri kuseka. Ndakaona mafirimu nekubatikana kwake.
– Zvakanaka. Wakatarisa bhaisikopo nezvaNOS?
– Pamusoro pemhino?
– Zvakanaka, kwete nezve zvako? … – Ottila akasvetuka kubva patafura, – Humor zvakare?
– Mnn, ehe! – harahwa yakasimuka ichitarisisa. Ottila akatarisa mugodhi wemushandi uye, nemaziso akashungurudza, akasimudza musoro, achikanda musoro wake kumagumo ndokuona chete kurara kwekurara.
– Garai fucking!! akapopota. Shasha yakagara pachinzvimbo.
– Ndakayeuka. Iyo cartridge… apa ndipo apo murume akarasikirwa nemhino…
– Yakayeukwa?
– Ndizvozvo!!
– Saka tichamutsvaka. Pache … – Uye Ottila akasvina chigunwe padenga. – akandibvunza kwehafu yezuva. Akakumbira zvikuru kuti ini pachangu nditore nyaya iyi. Saka kutaura, zvakatora kuzvidzora.
– Mwari?
– Aiwa, iwe benzi, Marshal. Nuuu, mwari wedu. Akataura kuti hapana munhu anonyanya kurwara … – Ottila akasvetukira kumabvi ake, akamira pasi uye akagadzirisa mamiriro ezvinhu.
– Uye isu tichamutsvaka sei. Iyi inyaya?! Uyezve, vakafa.
– ndivanaani?
– Zvakanaka, mavara makuru aya akafa kare… uye Gogol ndiye chapupu chikuru, zvakafanana… zvakanaka, akafa.! Uku hakusi kuseka.. Ahhh?
– Penzi. – Iyo gudu yakasvetuka kubva pamakumbo eIpephalopath. -Tinotsvaga chiyeuchidzo pabodhi yemhangura chakabiwa. Inga vanhu vasina pekugara kana makoko. Zvakangofanana, chifananidzo kuenda kuNOSU, uye pamwe… antique.!?
– Uye ndiani achasara pano?
– Isolde naIzzy for the main.
– Achiri mudiki here?
– Hapana chinhu chidiki, ini ndanga ndatoziva mukadzi mumakore ake.
– Zve izvi, yakawanda pfungwa haina kudikanwa: isa, spat uye yaka…
– Kuziva sei, kuziva sei…
– Kwete, mudiwa, ndaigona kugara, moyo wangu hauna simba…
– Zve izvo, pano muSt.
Harutun achiri kuda kutaura chimwe chinhu kuti agare nemukadzi waKlop, asi akatanga kufunga uye akatarisa kure kunopenga-kaviri muswe pabvi rake uye akadzvinyirira chipembenene mumucheka wemabhurugwa ake nechigunwe chake.
– Ko waida kubhururuka nei? – sarcastically, squining maziso ake, akabvunza Ottila.
– Ini handina mari kana mushonga.
