Why Is Jesus in the Microwave? Funny Stories from Catholic Classrooms. Mary Kathleen Glavich, SND

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surprised to hear some children praying, “Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and the souls of all the fire department, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.”

       Messages from Heaven

      After a time of quiet prayer, Sister Marie asked her first-graders what God had said to them.

      A child answered, “God told me he loves me.”

      Another said, “God said, ‘Thank you for coming to Sunday school.’ ”

      To one child, God sounded just like her parents. She said, “God told me to turn down the TV.”

       6. Saints

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      “Sister, where are you in the picture?”

       St. Charade

      One eighth-grader refused to take notes as his class viewed filmstrips on the lives of the saints. He insisted to Sister Andrew that he could remember the material. Later a quiz proved him wrong when he made these identifications: St. Martian Despress (for Martin de Porres) — He cured people and then they died; St. Catherine of Siena — She cut off her hair, and then she became a noun.

       Living Saint

      Sister Mary Beth took her first-graders to the church for a tour. The children stood in awe before the large, colorful stained-glass window that depicted Pentecost. It showed the Holy Spirit coming down upon Mary and the apostles. One child whispered seriously, “Sister, where are you in the picture?”

       Modern Translation

      The seventh grade was telling the story of John the Baptist’s life. When it came to the part where John declared that he was not worthy to unloose the Savior’s sandals, one student gave an original version. He stated, “John said he wasn’t worthy to untie Christ’s saddle shoes.”

       Mary’s New Vocation

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