In Life, In Love, In Lyrics. Lemon Lane

      The Real RamBRO

      Listen, party people and sucker MCs

      Let me tell you about a fellow he’s all he can be,

      Way down south, in a town called Miami,

      A skinny kid did grow, to a full-size man

      They called Rambro, Rambro, the real Rambro,

      When coming up in high school,

      He was a guy that had to cool, no girls played him

      For a fool, because backhanding suckers, was his rule,

      He used to take the girls’ drawers, in the movie show

      No it ain’t Superman, just the real Rambro,

      Rambro, Rambro…just the real Rambro,

      Now he didn’t know when he reached eighteen.

      The army gave him a change of scene,

      In Vietnam where things were mean,

      Sometimes he thought, we wouldn’t make it back,

      But he kept his mind, on the right track,

      He always wanted to do his duty,

      Just chasing the ladies, with the big booty,

      Rambro, Rambro, the real Rambro—repeat

      He was a man seeking fortune and fame,

      So found out he had to change his name,

      He knew one day, he would go far, he didn’t want

      Fancy cars, because he was destined to be a star,

      What a man what a man…what a plan what a man

      He’s a real guy that you should know, not Superman,

      Rambro, Rambro…the real Rambro, Rambro, Rambro, ——

      If he can’t do it no one can.

      05-14-1986