have Lego boogers
OR
Lincoln-Log poops?
Would you rather…
have thunder and lightning crack every time you arch your eyebrow
OR
have the ability to magically control anyone’s hair?
Would you rather…
urinate rainbow colors
OR
fart the works or Rachmaninoff?
Would you rather…
be told the answer to the 439th most interesting question in the universe by God
OR
get $50,000?
Would you rather…
have one solid gold toe
OR
diamond nipples?
Would you rather…
have an iPhone app that gives you the exact location of any missing pet
OR
the location of nearby people named Millard?
Would you rather…
have an entire department of the CIA devoted to providing you up-to-the-minute information on all of your exes
OR
your boss?
Would you rather…
be able to toast bread with your armpits
OR
blend food into smoothies by sticking your pinkie into a glass?
Would you rather…
have the ability to mentally control ferrets OR parrots?
bees OR sheep?
dice OR toupees?
Would you rather…
have foldable Swiss army knife devices for fingernails
OR
have nunchucks for hair?
Would you rather…
be the best hopscotcher in the world
OR
the best air guitarist?
Dragon Age: Origins players only:
Would you rather…
have the pure power of Shale the golem
OR
a rune of +15 damage to Darkspawn?
In an era where Internet Porn is consumed like a daily vitamin, and a Cleveland Steamer is considered second base, you might think it would be harder to make your sex life odder than it already is. Guess again. Your sex life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
Would you rather…
the strength of your erection directly correlate to the number of service bars on your cell phone
OR
have an erection which, like a compass, always points north?
Things to consider: switching to Verizon, camping in the West Virginia wilderness, “spotty coverage”; (Women: substitute “your partner’s erection”).
Would you rather…
never be able to use the Internet for porn again
OR
never be able to use the Internet for legitimate purposes again?
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