the stage."
"Hence the Greek playwrights' love of myths and metaphors."
"Precisely. Senate imposed. Plato and others agreed with me. They strove to ban all plays because such 'entertainments' provoke sacrilegious feelings and unworthy passions."
"That was thousands of years ago!"
"Yet even truer today! We'll have no players in my household nor in the kingdom either, if only the Queen would heed her chief counsel."
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Naturally enough, Burghley's damning condemnations only increased Edward's interest in the theater. From his readings about Europe, he knew that the Renaissance flourishing there had transformed Italy's theaters. Edward longed to visit Italy and see its public theaters for himself. Unfortunately, the Queen controlled all foreign travel. Obtaining a passport required powerful connections.
Edward made his wishes known to Burghley, but, predictably, the Lord Chamberlain refused to approach Elizabeth on Edward's behalf. Instead he quoted the precept he had written on foreign travel, "Do not allow your sons to cross the Alps. If by travel they should acquire a few languages, these will profit them nothing more than to have one meat served up in many dishes."
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That night, in retaliation, Edward made plans to slip away from Burghley House. Years earlier, he had discovered that the massive house was honeycombed with secret passageways and hidey-holes. Now, disguised as a commoner in broken-down boots and raggedy clothes, he began using these hidden passages and entrances to sneak out at night.
Listening to the stable boys, Edward had long ago perfected a commoner's London accent. With this voice and his disguise, he was able to roam freely through the city's busy streets.
The young Earl was soon a familiar sight in London's poorest and rowdiest neighborhoods. Eastcheap's largest and most popular players' tavern was the Boar's Head. Spirited actors and young poets met there nightly to pen poems and read lines.
On Edward's very first visit to the Boar's Head he met John Lyly, a hawk-faced, intense young scholar with a flair for romantic verse. The two found a shared interest in books and ideas as they strolled from tavern to tavern, clutching lanterns to light their way through the dark streets.
Edward passed many evenings carousing with Lyly in this agreeable manner. Amidst the free and easy camaraderie of the taverns, the Earl, like many young men before and after him, would occasionally sup a little too well. Thus relieved of his critical faculty, he, again not unlike many others, found the world a fine and pleasant place laid out for his amusement.
Late on one such evening, in his favorite seat, near the fire in the Boar's Head, Edward inquired of Lyly and his other companions, "Is it not vile in me to desire a small beer?"
The fellow sitting next to him hiccupped loudly. Edward turned to the man. Laying a hand on his shoulder, he asked, "Shall I tell you one thing?"
By way of reply, the man fell sideways off his chair and sprawled unconscious on the floor. Edward continued, "It is this." He referred to the manuscript in his hand. The ink was still wet. "Oh, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts. To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast! O strange! Every inordinate cup is unblessed, and the ingredient is a devil."
His companions applauded Edward's lines and called loudly for more beer.
Other, grimmer, memories intruded into the Earl's drifting thoughts. He recalled the night when, returning from the taverns even later and drunker than usual, he'd taken a wrong turning and become lost in the huge house's secret passageways.
Confused, the Earl had wandered for almost an hour, groping for the right door, moving by feel, before a narrow beam of light attracted him to a peephole. Leaning against the wall, Edward applied a drowsy eye to the peephole and was startled to find himself looking into his own bedchamber.
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One of the horses whinnied, interrupting Edward's thoughts. He looked over at Anne with a guilty start. He'd been daydreaming. How long had he been ignoring her? How could he make amends? His memories of roaming Eastcheap in disguise gave the Earl an idea. Turning to Anne, he said, "Let me ask you a riddle. What's better than life?"
"Milord?" replied Anne with a shrug.
"Two lives," Edward said, grinning widely. "Have you ever dressed as a peasant and spent a day with the common folk?"
"No, milord."
"Disguise is fashionable at court."
"I have heard it said."
"Especially in matters of the heart."
She blushed.
"Have you ever tried venturing forth incognito?"
"No, have you?"
"On occasion, yes."
"For matters of the heart?"
"No," he laughed. "For the sport of it, and for freedom from courtly duties and stuffy etiquette."
Anne giggled.
"Would you care to exchange your fine robes and jeweled collars for the linens and freedoms of a simple rural woman?"
"For how long?"
"An hour, a day, as long as you please."
"But where would we go?"
"To date, the year has been plague free, so May Festivals will be held throughout Warwickshire this week. We could attend several. Do you consent?"
Anne regarded the Earl thoughtfully. "I will dress as a commoner, and spend Mayday with you, on one condition."
"Name it."
"That you never leave my side."
"I swear it, even by thine own fair eyes."
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On May 1, Anne and Edward rose before dawn, disguised themselves as commoners and rode to the nearest thatched village. There, they joined in the festivities, watched Morris Dancers and country mummers perform, and whirled merrily around garlanded maypoles with local lads and lasses.
Early one brisk, sunny morning, Edward and Anne took a leisurely ride to the northern reaches of Bilton Hall's estate lands. Once there, they followed a dusty, rutted path into thick, secluded woodlands. Soon, the horses were ambling along a green, overgrown tunnel, tall grasses tickling their bellies.
As they rode along, enjoying the peaceful solitude, Edward ransacked his brain for an argument that might sway Anne to grant him her favors. If he could only get her in the right mood and broach it just so, surely he could persuade her. But when was the right moment, and what could he say? These thoughts were interrupted when he saw a strange procession approaching through the leafy shadows.
At its head, Edward recognized Fulke Field, his senior gamekeeper. The gray-haired Fulke was carrying several trussed hares. Behind Fulke walked a raggedly dressed
