terrifying, I imagined him saying. “It sounds great, Callie,” he said, surprising me. “I never would’ve thought of something like that.”
Well! A flush of pride rushed to my cheeks. “We should do it soon. Winter comes fast up here.” At that moment, my phone buzzed. “Oh, sorry, let me get this,” I said. “It might be Noah needing something.”
It wasn’t. It was a text from Annie. Glad you’re feeling lustful toward the vet. Go get him, girl!
“Is it your grandfather?” Ian asked.
He was leaning forward, a small frown of concern on his face. He had beautiful hands, Ian McFarland did. Capable. Strong. Gentle. “He’s fine,” I said, my voice a bit breathy. I felt my heart roll over in a slow, pleasant wave. “Just … he’s great.” Wouldn’t mind feeling those hands on me, no sir. I sat up a little straighter and told my inner Betty to pipe down. “So, Ian, are you seeing someone?” I heard myself say. Michelle Obama sighed wearily.
Ian froze for a second, and well did I recognize that deer in the headlights look, oh, yes. “I’m not interested in a relationship at this time, but thank you,” he said, in what was clearly a much-rehearsed line.
“No, no! I’m not asking for myself … it was more of a PR thing. You know, if you had a girlfriend, I’d … but it’s a moot point, right? Okay. Moving on.” My face was broiling, of course.
Rescue came from an unlikely source.
“Callie! How lovely to see you! And how lucky, too, since you never come by anymore. We’ll sit right here. Near our daughter.”
My parents, led by Dave, stood in front of me.
“Hi, Mom. And Dad! Oh! Hi, you, guys!” I stood up and hugged my parents, Mom first so she wouldn’t kill me, then Dad, who felt a little damp. Mom looked the way she always did when Dad was around—cool, disdainful and mildly disgusted. Dad, on the other hand, twinkled desperately.
“How’s my Poodle?” he chortled, cupping my face in his hands, as in Clearly we did something right, Eleanor, so please don’t hurt me. “Isn’t she beautiful, Ellie?”
“Mom, Dad, this is Ian McFarland, the vet who took over for Dr. Kumar,” I said.
“A pleasure, young man, a pleasure,” Dad said, shaking Ian’s hand vigorously and slapping him on the shoulder. “Tobias Grey. Callie’s father.”
“Nice to meet you,” Ian said. He nodded at my mom. “Mrs. Grey.”
“I am not Mrs. Grey,” my mother said, narrowing her eyes. “Eleanor Misinski.”
“I’m sorry,” Ian said. “Nice to meet you, Ms. Misinski.”
“Call me Eleanor,” she said, as welcoming as a cuddly viper.
“So what are you guys doing here?” A date between the two of them? Nah. Too much to hope for.
“Your father and I are meeting a special someone,” Mom said in her silken voice.
Dad swallowed sickly.
“Oh … right.” I winced. The Tour of Whores, as Mom had called it during our last phone call.
“Here are your menus,” Dave said, pulling out a chair for my mom. “Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Grey? Ms. Misinski?”
“I’ll just take a bottle of Grey Goose,” my father said, slapping Dave’s solid shoulder. “No relation. Hahahahaha!”
Poor Dad. He was terrified, and rightly so. Sensing a sympathetic soul, he looked at me sharply. “Callie! Poodle! Why don’t you and your friend join us?”
“Oh, no. God, no. No, no. Nope. Never.”
“Callie, you should,” my mother said, slithering into her seat. “Stay and see what your father was doing while I was pregnant with your brother. Your …” she looked Ian up and down as if trying to determine his species “… companion is welcome, too, of course.”
“No! We can’t. It’s business. Business dinner. Sorry!” I chirped. “Ian, shall we sit back down? To discuss things? In more detail? We have so much more to …”
To my despair, Ian was checking his phone. “I’m sorry, Callie. I have to go. I’m on call at the hospital.”
“He’s on call. Must be an emergency. Drat! We have to go!”
“You don’t have to come,” Ian said.
“Shush!” I hissed. “Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Dave, I’ll just call you with my credit card number, okay?” With that, I grabbed my laptop and turned to my parents. “Bye!”
“Why can’t you stay, Calliope? He doesn’t need you,” Mom said, surveying the martini menu.
“Um …” I said, my heart sinking.
“Stay, by all means,” she said in an iron tone.
“I need to go, Callie,” Ian said. “Thank you for dinner.”
“Don’t abandon me!” I hissed. “Take me with you.”
“Callie, I need to leave. See?” He held up his phone, and I caught a glimpse of a text … emergency, dog, car. “It was nice meeting you both,” he said to my parents.
“Great to meet you, son!” Dad cried, looking over his shoulder to see what was taking so long with the booze.
“You’re a cruel man, Ian McFarland,” I muttered, but he was already halfway across the restaurant. Dammit. There went the cavalry, off to heal the wounded. So unfair! With a sigh, I surrendered and slid into the chair between my parents. “So,” I said. “I’m guessing this is round one in the Tour of Whores?”
“Exactly,” Mom said.
“Oh, gosh, that’s a good one!” Dad laughed, glancing around frantically, checking all possible exits.
Mercifully, Brittany, who’d just served Ian and me, bustled over at that moment. “I’ll have a huge dirty martini,” I said. “Very big.”
“Make it two,” Mom seconded. For an instant, something flickered through her eyes, but it was gone before I could tell what it was.
“It’s unanimous,” Dad twinkled desperately. “Three big-ass dirty martinis for our little family gathering.”
“How nice,” Brittany said. “Okey-doke, I’ll be right back with your drinks!”
I took a deep breath, mentally girding my loins. “So how did you get the … what’s her name, Dad?”
He looked at me blankly. “Who?”
“Your—the woman who’s coming today.”
“Oh.” He looked at Mom nervously, but she radiated calm, the same way a lizard does, cool, unblinking.
