Real book of a red-skined man. V. Chizhov

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you don’t come back to it.

      Foraging

      – «Hanukkah! You’re messing around again! Sit down and listen, otherwise you won’t learn our language»! – said Mamuka, picking up the book.

      – «I listen to you as always. Sometimes the white-skinned Giant lures me with food, so read and do not be afraid, I will hear everything. You know what a sensitive ear I have»! – the silent dog asked.

      When the era of the dinosaurs on Earth came to an end, the first man appeared. He had to survive in harsh conditions. The first thing people did without shovels and hoes was picking berries and trying to escape from ferocious animals. The Great Giant has already defeated many, only ardent opponents remain – these are mosquitoes led by Iramoka. Hordes of squeaky creatures fly around the yards in search of their prey. Among them, there may be more terrible creatures, but about them a little later.

      Many berries and vegetables are already marked on the map. If this has not been done, then why are you reading this book? You need to make a map! If you don’t know how to draw, just write it schematically, so that it’s clear to you and you can navigate on your map.

      When the white-skinned Giant is kind, the inhabitant of Komaria can get something good. Almost quid pro quo, but sometimes there may be exceptions. They are called goodwill gestures. The better you treat the Giants, the better you act toward them. There is such an expression: as it comes around, it will respond. Therefore, it is possible to improve the relations of the country of Komaria with Giant by offering gifts. For this, berries or crops are usually harvested.

      Before going to pick berries, «Sharp Fire» once thought and took a huge bucket. Having collected all the berries from the bushes into it, he ran to the white-skinned Giant with satisfaction. Having made an offering, as befits all Indians, «Sharp Fire» left a bucket of berries at the entrance to Giant and disappeared about his business. After a minute, he was very surprised. The White Giant went out in a rage, despite the fact that there was an offering of all the berries from Komaria.

      As it turned out, «Sharp Fire» gathered underripe fruits of sour gooseberries, overripe currants and rotten strawberries. The giant forgave the red man, realizing that he simply did not know when and what berries should be picked. After that, the great Giant began to hang out a leaflet at her entrance. On it the wise Giant wrote:

      The Great Giant will generously reward any Redskin for the following:

      – if someone picks up a full can of raspberries – white snow from the refrigerator in a waffle cone

      – if someone picks up a full can of currants – any drink of your choice

      And even for some reason they hung out a photo of Hanukkah with the caption:

      – Wanted, especially dangerous!

      «Sharp Fire» quickly collected everything on the list and was generously rewarded. The next day, an Indian ran to the door, but nothing was written there. Thinking that the mission was valid, «Sharp Fire» again picked the berries, but received nothing. The giant was furious again. As it turned out, the berries were ripe, but that day no one wanted to make jam.

      Having forgiven the Indian, the white-skinned Giant went about his business for sugar. After a few chapters of this book, he returned and was surprised. It turned out that the Indian for some reason burst into the chicken coop and chased a rooster. Without thinking twice, the evil Giant took away the book and no longer allowed Mamuka to read it.

      From this, «Sharp Fire» concluded: you need to read the book once a day and perform only those tasks that are written here. If you run ahead, then a miracle will not happen, namely:

      – an Indian dwelling will not be built;

      – you will not learn to speak with animals and understand birds;

      – you don’t understand how to make it rain;

      In other words, «Sharp Fire» might not have become a leader. After all, violating the laws of this book, any Indian runs the risk of being left with nothing. Therefore, you should read the book every day and one chapter at a time. Each chapter has a thousand words. All chapters are no more than 1,500. Tasks should be completed on time.

      When the white-skinned Giant needs help, he will definitely tell about it. You should not run around and ask to build an Indian dwelling before it is said here. Everything has its time. Without gaining the wisdom of the Great Manitou, none of the readers will receive what is written here.

      – «Mamuka! Why are they looking for me, have I done something again»? – Suddenly the faithful dog asked the Indian.

      – «I do not know! I need to read on carefully! And read aloud so that you hear every word»! – answered Mamuka.

      Therefore, for everything to work out, Mamuka read the book aloud to his dog Hanukkah. While reading, he turned off the TV and music, and put his phone away somewhere. You need to be in complete silence in order to heed every word and understand what is written. Sometimes he had to read the same thing. Later, other children followed him. He read this book out loud in front of them. Later, the children entered his tribe. The guys and friends have become a real numerous and indestructible brotherhood of the Redskins. After passing all the tests and initiations, you will receive what you need. And what do you need, I will not write yet. We both know your secret.

      Once the leader of the «Sharp Fire» learned that a cucumber is a fruit, and a watermelon is a berry. His surprise knew no bounds. The white-skinned Giant told him about it. The wisdom of Giant and the agility of Komaria are combined in great strength. Shaman Yungani once talked about the structure of the whole world. The following expression turned out:

      Komaria in Giant, with the Great Iron Antenna on its roof. Neighbors are located near Giant. All Neighbors and Giants are part of the Great Giant. It also has a large Gordlandia.

      Quest from Mamuka: Collecting by Request

      As soon as the white-skinned Giant asks you for something, unquestioningly fulfill his request. For this, the Great Manitou will reward you with his knowledge, and you will become one of the Indians. Of course, to become a shaman or a leader, you will need to go through many tests. The first thing a white-skinned Giant may ask you about is to harvest some berries. Complete this task without question. The faster you do this, the faster you will go about your business. For example, seek adventure and replenish your Komariev bank. If you read very quickly and complete tasks, then well done! The main thing is not to miss a single ritual! Pay special attention to the appearance of caterpillars or some kind of potato beetle!

      When you pick berries, try to remember their names. If the fruit is unripe, never eat it. Otherwise the summer will be ruined. And in order for everything to work out, be attentive and vigilant. Only a select few can see magic words. They say they have special eyesight. And if you have already completed all the tasks, and the initiations from the previous chapters, you can read on.

      Great Manitou with you!

      Eagle Eye

      – «Hanukkah, do you remember we drew a map with you»? – asked Mamuka looking at the dog.

      – «Of course, if not for you, I would

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