Real book of a red-skined man. V. Chizhov

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Mamuka told the white-skinned Giant from Giant about aphids, the door slammed. The giant went to get a potion in another country called Gordlandia. There he has to find a store with the wizard’s potions against aphids. Of course, the Indian could stay with his faithful companion Hanukkah.

      – «And so it was»! – the dog snuffled, listening attentively to the reading of the Indian.

      Shaman Yungani made history before becoming a wise Indian. Some terrible shadows outside his window swayed from the wind. Mysterious fairy-tale creatures came to life and knocked on the window with a branch. The brave Yungani went out into the courtyard, but there was no one there. Only some insects flew towards the light of the magic lamp, hitting it. Among them was Rokiy. Without thinking twice, the Indian took the stick with which he walked around Komaria. Suddenly the light went out. Ten mosquitoes grabbed the Indian. Only a miracle helped him return to Giant. When the Giant came, he noticed a stick in the hallway.

      – «What is it for you»? – he asked in a kind voice.

      – «From fabulous shadows! They fought against the window, and then Rocky flew in»! – Yungani replied.

      – «Your home is your fortress. You are safe here in Giant! And who is Rokiy»?

      – «Rocky is a big mosquito! As soon as he broke the light bulb, ten mosquitoes attacked me»! – answered the Indian.

      – «And you are going to fight with them with this stick»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

      – «No, it’s from fairy shadows»! – answered the brave Indian.

      A stick never gets in the way of an Indian. Leaving her on the street. Waving it around, not sparing the plant, is the lot of a stupid Indian. Any tribe lives in harmony with nature. The stick is only needed to test strange creatures with it. For example a large locust. It’s no secret that she has a formidable weapon! It is also a pest and ally of Iramoka. She must be driven out of Komaria. As soon as she flies over the Big Neighborhood Fence, the pursuit should be stopped. Hanukkah can do the job, but it can trample different plants like strawberries. Therefore, you should tread carefully. When the Giant returned from Gordland, the wise Yungani spoke to the representative of Giant.

      – «I saved your harvest, it’s time to think about my promise», – said the Yungani shaman.

      – «What promise»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

      – «You promised me to build an Indian house»! – Yungani said calmly.

      – «Yes, I remember, but now it’s night outside and I don’t have material yet», – replied the Giant.

      – «And when will he be»? – the Indian asked.

      – «When the main Giant has made me rich, then we’ll talk», – replied the white-skinned inhabitant of Giant.

      There is no point in constantly reminding about teepee or urasa. In time everything will be built. You just have to wait. Giants have the same titles as the Indians. There are wise whites. Their faces are white-haired, sometimes they walk with a stick. They constantly want to feed the Indians. There are formidable Giants. To command, their distinguishing feature. They can prohibit or tell the Indian what to do. Since Giant is at peace with Komaria, you should listen to the instructions of the white-skinned Giants. After all, it is they who will help build a house, as well as create real cars, airplanes and even launch a rocket! For any Indian, all this will not be possible alone. Therefore, one should obey and obey the laws and orders of the Giant.

      Suddenly the red cat Tutankhamun came running. Hanukkah the dog looked calmly at his companion. Mamuka turned his gaze to the four-legged friends.

      – «Where were you, Tutankhamun»? – the Indian asked.

      The cat looked mysteriously at Mamuka. Silently licked his lips and walked over to the Indian’s leg.

      – «Mamuka, he asks you to stroke him», – said Hanukkah, lounging on the floor.

      – «Why won’t he tell me this himself»? – answered the red man proudly.

      – «Because if he speaks, then you have to explain everything to you, and so you yourself understand him and take care of him. Cats are cunning! When you are not there, we constantly talk to him», – answered the silent Hanukkah.

      – «Why do you throw yourself at other cats and cats, but you don’t touch Tutankhamun and the Moon»? – Mamuka asked with interest.

      – «This redhead does not call me names, unlike the others. Do the others know what they say»? – the dog asked.

      – «What»? – the Indian was surprised.

      – «What stinks out of my mouth! And I go to the toilet wherever I want»! – said the silent Hanukkah, offended.

      – «That’s right, if you go to the toilet in the house, the white-skinned Giant yells at you. Can’t you do this on the street»? – Mamuka asked the dog.

      – «It so happened, I ask you to understand and forgive me. It’s clear from my eyes. Vaughn Tutankhamun just looks, he is immediately stroked or fed, and I have only to bark, as they immediately shout: shut up! This is not fair»! – the dog was indignant.

      – «You just do it loudly, you bark! And to train you like a cat is difficult. But you know how to serve a paw! It remains to teach you how to bring a stick», – Mamuka said and continued reading aloud further.

      Any leader negotiates on behalf of his country Komaria. The one who negotiates is called a diplomat or negotiator. Mamuka is a diplomat for his tribe. Any white-skinned Giant is a Giant’s diplomat. It is worth negotiating with them.

      Quest from Mamuka: first negotiations with the Giant

      Talk to the White Giant of Giant. Ask him if he can help you make a bird house. After all, if you feed the birds, then they can drop their feathers. To do this, simply bring the book to the Giant and point to the next line with your finger:

      Oh, the wise white-skinned Giant from Giant! The leader of the Mamuka tribe, tearfully asks you to cut a plastic bottle and hang it by the neck. Outside Giant Why outside and the Great Neighborhood Wall? Because the lured birds in your area can scatter around the garden and peck up all the berries. And since the Indian needs feathers and adventure, it is better to hang the feeder low, and next to Giant. He will feed the birds and wait for them to drop their feathers. By the way, how about a little red man’s salary for keeping you harvest? The Indian will need the salary in the piggy bank for the Indian dwelling. Now he will ask you for a jar, please roll up its lid and make a hole in it for coins. Throw in coins. Don’t give money into the hands of a red man. Now return the book to the Indian, please.

      The main thing in the art of negotiation is politeness. You have already heard about this from the white-skinned Giants. Thanks to the magic book and courtesy, you were able to negotiate a small salary. The giant promised to make a bird feeder and a piggy bank for your future Indian dwelling. I understand that you are very happy, but do not try to negotiate with the mosquitoes. By the way, have you checked the tracks for a long time? If not, then it’s time to count your Mosquitoes in the bank or go on a mosquito hunt.

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