intention of allowing that going-on to include any undue Christian meekness. I was the last person in the world to bully anybody, and I intended to be the last person to be bullied.
I did not wish to begin by making an enemy, but still less did I wish to begin by allowing the establishment of any sort of ascendancy on the part of a fellow-recruit.
"Oho! You don't like the look of me, don't you?" said the fellow, advancing.
"Not a bit," said I, looking him over appraisingly, and then "staring him out" as we used to say in the nursery.
I could not quite "place" the individual. He certainly was not a workman and he was not a prince in disguise. A clerk, or shopman, probably, I thought, and learned later that he was a French petty official named Vogué, "rehabilitating" himself--recovering his papers and civic rights by five years' Legion service, after conviction of defalcation, and a light sentence.
"You want that window open?" he said, changing the subject.
"Monsieur is intelligent," said I.
"Suppose I want it shut?" he enquired.
"Come and shut it," said I, with disgraceful truculence.
"Suppose we all want it shut?" he hedged.
"Then there is an end of the matter," I replied. "If the majority prefer to poison themselves, they have a perfect right to do so."
"Come back and be quiet, Nosey," called one of the card-players, and he returned, grumbling.
I seated myself on the cot nearest to the open window, and put my hat on the dirty straw-stuffed pillow. . . . What next?
"Like the ceiling raised any?" enquired a quiet drawling voice behind me, in English.
Turning, I regarded the ceiling.
"No," I said, "it will do," and studied the speaker.
He was lying at full length on the next cot, a very small, clean-shaven man with a prominent nose and chin, a steeltrap mouth, and a look of great determination and resolution. His eyes were a very light grey, hard and penetrating, his hair straw-coloured and stubbly, his face sallow, lantern-jawed, and tanned. He looked a hard case and proved to be what he looked.
"How did you know I was English?" I asked as he stared thoughtfully at me.
"What else?" he replied, deliberately. "Pink and white. . . . Own the earth. . . . 'Haw! Who's this low fellah? Don' know him, do I?' . . . Dude. . . . 'Open all the windahs now I've come!' . . . British!"
I laughed.
"Are you an American?" I enquired.
"Why?" he replied.
"What else?" I drawled. "'Sure thing, stranger.' . . . Don't care who owns the earth. . . . Great contempt for the effete English. . . . Tar and feathers. . . . Stars and Stripes. . . . 'I come from God's Own Country and I guess it licks Creation.'. . . Uneasy self-assertion. . . ."
The American smiled. (I never heard him laugh.)
"Bo," said he, turning to the next cot, "here's a Britisher insulting of our pore country. . . . Handin' out the rough stuff. . . . Fierce, ain't it?"
A huge man slowly turned from contemplation of the ceiling, raised his head, ceased chewing, and regarded me solemnly. He then fainted with a heartrending groan.
"Killed my pard, you hev," said the little man. "He's got a weak heart. . . . Damn sight weaker head though, haven't you, Bo?" he added, turning to his friend, who had recovered sufficiently to continue his patient mastication either of tobacco or chewing-gum.
Lying there, Bo appeared to be some seven feet in length, four in breadth, and two in depth.
In face he greatly resembled the small man, having the same jutting chin, prominent nose, tight mouth, and hard leathery face. His eyes were of a darker grey, however, and his hair black and silky.
He also looked a hard case and a very bad enemy. Conversely though, I gained the impression that he might be a very good friend. Indeed, I liked the look of both of them, in spite of the fact that I seemed to fill them with a sort of amused contempt.
"Ses you suffers from oneasy self-insertion, Hank," went on the little man.
"Ain't inserted nawthen to-day, Buddy," replied the giant mildly. "Nary a insert. I'm oneasy in me innards, but it ain't from what you ses, Stranger. Nope. I could insert a whole hog right now, and never notice it."
"Don't go fer ter rile the Britisher, Hank, with yer silly contradicshusness," implored the other. "He don' like it, an' he don' like us. You don' want ter go gittin' inter no trouble. So shet up and go on sufferin' from oneasy self-insertion."
"Means well," continued the speaker, turning to me, "but he ain't et nawthen excep' cigarette-ends for three or four days, an' he ain't at his best."
I stared. Was it possible that they were really hungry? Certainly they looked lean and haggard enough to be starving.
I had felt quite bad enough an hour or two ago, after missing a single meal. . . . I should have to go carefully if I wanted to give food, and not offence.
"Would you gentlemen lunch with me?" I asked, diffidently. "Brothers-in-arms and all that. . . ."
Two solemn faces turned and regarded me.
"He's calling you a gentleman, Hank," said the little man at length. "He don' mean no real harm though. He's talkin' English to you. . . . Hark! . . . You listen and improve your mind."
I made another effort. "Say," quoth I, "I gotta hunch I wanta grub-stake you two hoboes to a blow-out. Guess I can cough up the dough, if yew ain't too all-fired proud to be pards with a dod-gasted Britisher." A good effort, I thought.
"Gee!" said Hank, and they rose as one man.
"Put it right there, son," said the big man, extending the largest hand I have ever seen.
I took it, and in the crushing-match that ensued, endeavoured to hold my own. It was a painful business, and when I limply took the horny fist of Buddy in turn, I was handicapped in the squeezing competition. However, I was able to give him a worthy grip, though his hand was stronger than mine.
"Where can we get something?" I asked, and Buddy said there was certain to be a canteen about. He had never yet heard of a case where a thirsty soldier, with money, was not given every encouragement to get rid of it.
"I can't drink till I've et, pard," said Hank to me. "'Twouldn't be right. If I drinks on an empty stummick, I gets onreasonable if interfered with by the bulls. . . . Bash a sheriff or somethin'. . . . When I ain't starvin', lickker on'y makes me more and more lovin' to all mankind. Yep, I gotta eat first."
"They'll have eats in the canteen," opined Buddy, "even in this God-fersaken section."
At that moment, the door of the room was thrown open by a soldier, and he entered carrying one end of a long board on which stood a row of tin bowls. Another soldier appeared at the other end, and together they bawled, "Soupe!"
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