Re: Fwd: Pretty Please!!!!
Damn right I do!
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 8:58 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: The Scoop
So, what happened with Preppy Dude last night? Good time? Do tell. You know I live vicariously through you. Details!!!
From: Shelley Manning – January 5, 2011 – 9:25 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: The Scoop
Mixed reviews. The good news. Great sex!!! Who knew he had it in him. Or should I say in me. HA! (I think I've been watching too many “Sex in the City” reruns.) Anyway, the bad news: He's a - I shudder the thought - CUDDLER. You know how I HATE that. Why, oh why must such an amazing romp be spoiled by the heinous act of cuddling. UGH! But, I think I can break him of the habit. At least I'm going to try. It would be well worth it. Trust me. Mwah! Mwah!
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 9:43 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: The Scoop
How horrible for you. A cuddler. <Insert sarcastic tone>. Great sex and someone who doesn't want to jump out of bed and go home. <Yes, more sarcasm.>
Sorry. I just don't know how you are constantly meeting these men when I’ve resorted to whittling down my life to a few short paragraphs so as to intrigue a man to want to talk with me further. Sorry. Turning 30 and no one to take me out is a bit depressing.
From: Shelley Manning – January 5, 2011 – 9:48 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: The Scoop
What do you mean, no one to take you out? Okay, I'll admit that Finlay IS chopped liver. Well, a goyish version of chopped liver. But, I'm certainly caviar with a mojito on the side.
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 9:54 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: The Scoop
I know. You guys are great. Ashley’s coming too, along with a group of friends from work. I don't mean to sound ungrateful. I guess when I look back, I always thought that by 30 I'd be married with three kids. And here I am, with a few weeks to go, and I'm not even dating anyone. Okay, pity party of one, here. Sorry.
From: Shelley Manning – January 5, 2011 – 9:59 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: The Scoop
So, Ashley’s coming. Great. Miss Priss. That'll make for a fun evening.
But on to important matters. You are a truly wonderful woman and person. You will meet someone. You will get married. You will have your three kids. You just need to have faith and you just need to get out there. You're never going to meet someone sitting at home and lamenting over Derrick. It's been over a year and you haven't gotten on with things. I don't mean to sound harsh (unless we're talking about Miss Priss of course) but it's time for some tough love - not the S&M kind although that could be fun ;) - and I do love you.
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 10:05 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: The Scoop
It's PRICE not Priss. You are the devil incarnate. No, I know. You're right. It's just easier to sit at home, eat cupcakes and feel sorry for myself than risk getting hurt. But, it's a new year and a new plan.
From: Shelley Manning – January 5, 2011 – 10:07 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: The Scoop
Priss, Price. Same difference. :) See you at 12:30.
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 1:58 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: How do you do it?!?
I just don’t get it. I mean don’t get me wrong. You’re awesome. But, I just don’t know how you do it. That handsome, wannabe actor, underwear-model-looking waiter was just gushing over you.
And don’t think I didn’t see him slip you his number. Good looking, yes. Subtle and bright, no. Greene may be my last name, but it is an ugly color on me. UGH!
So, are you going to call him, or are you getting serious with the Cuddler? HA! I just laughed out loud as I was typing that. No offense or anything. First of all, don’t see you getting serious with ANYONE, let alone some lame, girly guy.
From: Shelley Manning – January 5, 2011 – 2:43 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: How do you do it?!?
No offense taken. You’re right. I’m not interested in getting serious with anyone. Why settle down when I’m having so much fun? So, handsome, wannabe actor, underwear-model-looking waiter, here I come. And, hopefully, when I say here I come…well you’re a smart girl, you know where this is heading. (HA! An unintentional pun, to boot.)
And, speaking of being a smart girl, how many times do I need to tell you how beautiful, witty, charming and fabulous you are? You are Supermodel Renee, for Christ’s sake! You just need to start believing it yourself. No more of this pity shit. Get over it. Okay!!!!???
From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 3:30 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: How do you do it?!?
Yes ma’am! Will do my best.
From: Ashley Price – January 6, 2011 – 9:07 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Lunch scoop
So, how was lunch at Mel’s? How many guys did Shelley pick up? How much sex is she having?
On another note, Evan called, apologized, sent flowers, etc. etc. But this time I’m not falling for it. It’s over.
From: Renee Greene – January 6, 2011 – 3:12 PM
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