Re: Barf!
LOL! So does that make you feel better, Ash?
From: Ashley Gordon – July 12, 2013 – 11:12 AM
To: Renee Greene, Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Barf!
No. Just shows me all of the additional body fluid grossness I have to look forward to.
From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:14 AM
To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Barf!
Hang in there!
From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:16 AM
To: Renee Greene, Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Barf!
I've had some mighty fine times with the grossness of bodily fluids. It's not all that bad.
From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:19 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Barf!
Have you no sympathy, woman?
From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:19 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Barf!
You can't tell because this is email, but I'm giving you the finger right now.
From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:20 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Barf!
Ew! Who knows where that finger has been.
From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:21 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Barf!
The list is long...but distinguished. Mwah! Mwah!
From: Renee Greene – July 17, 2013 – 10:23 AM
To: cassidy, Mark Finlay
Subject: Dinner tomorrow
Hello there, friends. Just confirming that we are still on for dinner Saturday night. Shall I make a reservation somewhere?
From: Mark Finlay – July 17, 2013 – 11:22 AM
To: cassidy, Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow
Cass is working mornings for a few more weeks and then switches to nights. Her call time is 5:00 a.m. Could we do an early dinner somewhere?
From: cassidy – July 17, 2013 – 11:27 AM
To: Renee Greene, Mark Finlay
Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow
im pretty tired. could we make it an early causal night?
From: Renee Greene – July 17, 2013 – 12:01 PM
To: cassidy, Mark Finlay
Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow
Yes! Let's be like old people and hit up an early bird special. I'll figure out a place and text you the details. Can't wait to hear all about the movie making, Cassidy. Talk soon!
From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 8:05 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Still on?
Hey there. Are we still on for lunch tomorrow at Mel's? Hope so. My sweet angel must miss her Auntie Renee terribly.
From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:22 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Still on?
Yes, we are still on. I'll meet you there at noon. I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the frazzled woman with spit up on her clothes toting around a 9 month-old and all of her gear.
From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:24 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Still on?
Save a little room in that ginormous diaper bag of yours. I have a present for her.
From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:27 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Still on?
That's nice of you, but you don't need to keep buying her things. She's getting spoiled rotten.
From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:29 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Still on?
Speaking of getting spoiled rotten, I'm going to get a pedicure after lunch. Care to join me?
From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:32 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Still on?
Wish I could. Oh, how I wish I could. I haven't had a pedicure in months. Sadly, I don't think Siobhan will be welcome at Tip Toes nail salon.
From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:34 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Still on?
Well, if you ask me, her little piggy toes make that all worthwhile. See you tomorrow.
CHAPTER 3: MAJOR CONUNDRUM
From: Renee Greene – July 27, 2013 – 2:32 PM
To: PBCupLover, Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon
Subject: Major conundrum
Fuck! Okay, so if I'm starting off this email with the mother of all curse words, you KNOW it's gotta be bad. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Triple bad. Like "the worst thing in the world" bad.
I was at the nail salon getting a long overdue pedicure. Ethan can attest, they were like bear claws down there.
