it’s already making adjustments.’
‘Adjustments?’
‘Yes. Adjustments. It’s an incredible machine. It will adapt. It has plasticity. It will learn to work in a different way. That’s what it does. That’s the one thing we do know. So… will you get back to normal?… No, I shouldn’t think so, no. Is normal something to be desired? To some people, yes. Is normal changing monthly and are you going to think in a completely, wonderfully, excitingly, unique way? Yes. I think so, yes. And. Whatever. Happens. We’re going to tackle it together.’
He claps his hands lightly.
‘Does that sound good, Tom?’
‘Yes. You are. You are. You are?’
‘Jeffrey Ryans. We have met before but don’t worry. You’ve been in and out of consciousness. No need to feel gauche. Any more questions?’
‘One.’
‘Fire away.’
I collect myself. Trying not to turn to the man. But I have to ask.
‘Who… who… who is… this man sitting next to me?’
‘Sorry, who?’ Jeffrey says.
‘Him,’ I say, pointing to the reserved gentleman on my left.
‘Ah. Now that is interesting.’
‘What?’ I say.
‘You don’t recognise him?’
My eyebrows furrow. I squint. I try to conjure something.
‘No. Should I?’
Dead air. The nurse’s face has collapsed.
Ryans smiles, a mixture of amusement and compassion.
‘Well. Tom. That’s you.’
I don’t understand this concept. I look at him pleadingly. He speaks again.
‘That’s a mirror, Tom. You see its edges? There?’
I look back at the face in the frame. No memories of this man. Nothing. Not a flicker. I shake my head. The silent man shakes his head, too. I don’t trust him. I turn away, then back quickly, trying to catch him out.
I turn back to the Doctor. I shake my head again.
He folds his arms. He understands.
I open my mouth.
‘Blossom,’ I say. ‘Fruits. Fucking fuck! Blossom. Bollocks. I mean… blossom. Argh!’
‘Because it’s bigger than you,
But you’re lighting a fuse
And you’re playing to lose
Because it’s bigger than you’
‘Tom? Tom? Sorry. Tom? Tom?’
‘Yes,’ I respond straight away.
‘You’ll be stationed with PCSO Bartu?’ says the man dressed as a policeman.
I turn to him and nod. He smiles back. Nicely. Nice guy.
‘Great. That’s great. Do I… Do I…’
The room waits for me to find my thought. Giving me supportive eyes.
‘Do I… have to have… a partner? I’ll… be okay. On my own, you know.’
The others look to the main man. He sucks in his bottom lip and wets it. His eyes flicker to the left. Then to the right. To the other six people seated either side of us in the locker room. Some men. Some women.
‘We’re going to put you with Bartu. Just for now. It’s standard procedure for anyone who’s had extended time off. Even if it’s only three months.’
No, it’s not. I’ve had time on my hands. I’ve been filling in any gaps of knowledge on all sorts of areas but particularly police procedure and neurology. I want to understand what’s happening to me and what I’m getting myself into. Above all, I want to be aware of those two things. So I’ve been researching. Voraciously. Every day, with a fire and will I’ve never had before. I use a program that reads to me. But I always read the first three words myself, I’m rigorous about that, even if it takes an hour. Then I let the voice take over and we learn together.
‘You don’t need to go on your bike either, until you’re ready. So Bartu will be keeping fit with you on foot or if you need it you also have access to a vehicle.’
‘I’ll drive. Let me drive!’ I shout.
They recoil a bit. No sudden movements. I remind myself. It makes the ‘normals’ tense.
‘I can drive,’ I say. Softly. Watering myself down for the room.
I’m now what’s called Preternaturally Sensitive. It means my inhibitions have receded due to injury to my frontal lobe. So if I want to say or do something, I usually do it.
You won’t find me shouting out swear words as with Verbal Tourette’s, which is a turning off of inhibitions as well as an enlarged tic-like propensity to say what shouldn’t be said. It’s just a new facet of my character. Not that I am psychiatrically different, as such. No, like Tourette’s, it’s not a psychiatric issue, but rather a neurobiological one of a hyperphysiological sort. Which is quite different. With me? Good.
This replacement of inhibition with drive arrived as if by magic. Soon after my first couple of meetings with Dr Ryans, I wanted out of there. Away from the hospital’s warm arms and succour. Not in a fearful way, I just had things to do. I felt charged. Like someone had put a new kind of battery in me.
After I eventually made it out, when they were satisfied that I could do things like document distinct memories and walk (not perfectly, I tend to drag my left foot more than I pick it up and good lord I’m not ready to ride a bike yet) I started devouring knowledge in a way I’d never even considered before the bullet. Doctor Ryans says I merely wanted to make up for lost time, to test my consciousness and attention span to see how much more it could do for me. To see whether, if I tried hard enough each day, if I laboured then slept and then woke and then laboured again, each sleep could take me closer to home. To the mind I used to have. That’s how Ryans put it, but I wouldn’t say it was that. I didn’t want to be the same as I was before. I wanted to be better. I felt somehow I already was.
‘Pre-bullet’ I was directionless. ‘Post-bullet’ I had a lust for the world. I started to feel sorry for the ‘pre-bullet’ me. Listless. An apathetic approach to the possibilities of the day. I was motivationally shambolic. ‘Post-bullet’ me could have him for breakfast.
The physio would come each morning. We would work. Then I would sit in front
