O NO, thinnk Natboff. CHUNKA NOT
JUS FAT AN HARY. CHUNKA A CLEVA
FELLO INTO THE BARGEN.
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Chunka go to Natboff cav an grab up
Sally.
‘HEY SALLY,’ say Chunka. ‘ME
CHUNKA. ME MUCH BETER AN FATTER
AN HARIER THAN NATBOFF. YOU COM
WIV CHUNKA NOW.’
‘IT TRUE,’ say Sally. ‘CHUNKA SO
BIG AN FAT AN HARY! SALLY NO
LOV NATBOFF NO MORE! SALLY LOV
CHUNKA NOW! SALLY AN CHUNKA IN
LOV!’
‘HA HA,’ say Chunka. ‘CHUNKA
DONE IT AGEN!’
Chunka throw roks at Natboff an Sally
spit in Natboff har. Then Chunka an Sally run
way way off into foress to do baby cavmas.
Natboff ver sad. Natboff do cry.
Wolf com along an lick up Natboff tears
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fro eyes.
‘WOLF BE NATBOFF FREND?’ say
Natboff.
Wolf nod.
‘WOLF BE NATBOFF WIFE?’ say
Natboff hopfuly.
Wolf laff an shak hed.
‘BUT WOLF BE NICE TO NATBOFF AT
LEEST?’ say Natboff.
Wolf nod.
‘MEBBE THINNGS NOT SO BAD
AFTEH AL,’ say Natboff.
But at night Wolf eat Natboff!
Now Natboff in Wolf tummy.
‘THIS WORST DAY OF NATBOFF
LIFF,’ say Natboff. ‘WAT NATBOFF DO
NOW?’
Natboff com up wiv plan.
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NATBOFF WAIT TIL WOLF NEED
TOILET IN BUSH, thinnk Natboff. THEN
NATBOFF COM OUT OF WOLF AGEN!
BETER THAN EVEH!
So Natboff wait al day wile Wolf run
round eatig stuf. Lateh on Wolf get belly
rumbles.
‘O NO,’ say Wolf. ‘WOLF NEED FIND
BUSH BEFOR TO LATE.’
HERE ME CHANSE, thinnk Natboff.
Wolf go to bush an push it al out. Out
com Natboff, beter than eveh! (But a bit
smel.)
‘NEVEH MIN,’ say Natboff to himsel.
‘STIL GUD TO BE OUT OF WOLF AGEN.’
Natboff go up to Wolf.
‘NAUGTY WOLF!’ shou Natboff. ‘YOU
SAY YOU NATBOFF FREND! BUT YOU
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EAT NATBOFF!’
‘SORY,’ say Wolf. ‘ME FORGET.’
‘OK,’ say Natboff. ‘BUT YOU NATBOFF
FREND NOW?’
‘DEFINETT,’ say Wolf. ‘WOLF AN
NATBOFF FREND. WOLF AN NATBOFF
DO DISCO TO SELEBRAT.’
So Wolf an Natboff do disco in cav. It fun,
but it stil not solv probbem.
‘IT FUN, BUT IT STIL NOT SOLV
PROBBEM,’ say Natboff. ‘SALLY STIL WIV
CHUNKA. WAT NATBOFF DO NOW?’
‘GO ON INTERNET,’ say Wolf, ‘MEBBE
THAT HELP.’
So Natboff go on internet but it cavma
days, long long go, an bak then internet jus big
rok wiv ‘Google’ carve on. No help at al!
‘INTERNET RUBISH!’ say Natboff.
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‘NATBOFF HATE INTERNET!’
Wolf eat internet.
‘NOW WAT NATBOFF DO?’ say
Natboff.
‘WOLF GET HELP FROM FRENDS,’ say
Wolf.
‘WOLF GOT MITY FRENDS?’ say
Natboff.
‘MITIEST EVEH!’ say Wolf prowdly.
‘WOLF GO AN GET MITY FRENDS. THEN
CHUNKA GOT NO CHANSE!’
Wolf run out of cav.
Natboff wait.
Natboff wait a bit mor.
Natboff wait ages.
Natboff wait Stone Ages.
Natboff discoveh fire.
Natboff happy!
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Natboff set har on fire!
Natboff not so happy.
‘WOLF TAKIG FOREVEH,’ say Natboff.
Natboff
