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were no mistakes. The inspector touched the bell, handed the description to Alaric, and said:

      “Have fifty thousand copies of this printed at once and mailed to every detective office and pawnbroker’s shop on the continent.” Alaric retired. “There – so far, so good. Next, I must have a photograph of the property.”

      I gave him one. He examined it critically, and said:

      “It must do, since we can do no better; but he has his trunk curled up and tucked into his mouth. That is unfortunate, and is calculated to mislead, for of course he does not usually have it in that position.” He touched his bell.

      “Alaric, have fifty thousand copies of this photograph made the first thing in the morning, and mail them with the descriptive circulars.”

      Alaric retired to execute his orders. The inspector said:

      “It will be necessary to offer a reward, of course. Now as to the amount?”

      “What sum would you suggest?”

      “To begin with, I should say – well, twenty-five thousand dollars. It is an intricate and difficult business; there are a thousand avenues of escape and opportunities of concealment. These thieves have friends and pals everywhere—”

      “Bless me, do you know who they are?”

      The wary face, practised in concealing the thoughts and feelings within, gave me no token, nor yet the replying words, so quietly uttered:

      “Never mind about that. I may, and I may not. We generally gather a pretty shrewd inkling of who our man is by the manner of his work and the size of the game he goes after. We are not dealing with a pickpocket or a hall thief now, make up your mind to that. This property was not ‘lifted’ by a novice. But, as I was saying, considering the amount of travel which will have to be done, and the diligence with which the thieves will cover up their traces as they move along, twenty-five thousand may be too small a sum to offer, yet I think it worth while to start with that.”

      So we determined upon that figure as a beginning. Then this man, whom nothing escaped which could by any possibility be made to serve as a clue, said:

      “There are cases in detective history to show that criminals have been detected through peculiarities, in their appetites. Now, what does this elephant eat, and how much?”

      “Well, as to what he eats – he will eat anything. He will eat a man, he will eat a Bible – he will eat anything between a man and a Bible.”

      “Good very good, indeed, but too general. Details are necessary – details are the only valuable things in our trade. Very well – as to men. At one meal – or, if you prefer, during one day – how many men will he eat, if fresh?”

      “He would not care whether they were fresh or not; at a single meal he would eat five ordinary men.

      “Very good; five men; we will put that down. What nationalities would he prefer?”

      “He is indifferent about nationalities. He prefers acquaintances, but is not prejudiced against strangers.”

      “Very good. Now, as to Bibles. How many Bibles would he eat at a meal?”

      “He would eat an entire edition.”

      “It is hardly succinct enough. Do you mean the ordinary octavo, or the family illustrated?”

      “I think he would be indifferent to illustrations that is, I think he would not value illustrations above simple letterpress.”

      “No, you do not get my idea. I refer to bulk. The ordinary octavo Bible weighs about two pound; and a half, while the great quarto with the illustrations weighs ten or twelve. How many Doré Bibles would he eat at a meal?”

      “If you knew this elephant, you could not ask. He would take what they had.”

      “Well, put it in dollars and cents, then. We must get at it somehow. The Doré costs a hundred dollars a copy, Russia leather, beveled.”

      “He would require about fifty thousand dollars worth – say an edition of five hundred copies.”

      “Now that is more exact. I will put that down. Very well; he likes men and Bibles; so far, so good. What else will he eat? I want particulars.”

      “He will leave Bibles to eat bricks, he will leave bricks to eat bottles, he will leave bottles to eat clothing, he will leave clothing to eat cats, he will leave cats to eat oysters, he will leave oysters to eat ham, he will leave ham to eat sugar, he will leave sugar to eat pie, he will leave pie to eat potatoes, he will leave potatoes to eat bran, he will leave bran to eat hay, he will leave hay to eat oats, he will leave oats to eat rice, for he was mainly raised on it. There is nothing whatever that he will not eat but European butter, and he would eat that if he could taste it.”

      “Very good. General quantity at a meal – say about—”

      “Well, anywhere from a quarter to half a ton.”

      “And he drinks—”

      “Everything that is fluid. Milk, water, whisky, molasses, castor oil, camphene, carbolic acid – it is no use to go into particulars; whatever fluid occurs to you set it down. He will drink anything that is fluid, except European coffee.”

      “Very good. As to quantity?”

      “Put it down five to fifteen barrels – his thirst varies; his other appetites do not.”

      “These things are unusual. They ought to furnish quite good clues toward tracing him.”

      He touched the bell.

      “Alaric; summon Captain Burns.”

      Burns appeared. Inspector Blunt unfolded the whole matter to him, detail by detail. Then he said in the clear, decisive tones of a man whose plans are clearly defined in his head and who is accustomed to command:

      “Captain Burns, detail Detectives Jones, Davis, Halsey, Bates, and Hackett to shadow the elephant.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      “Detail Detectives Moses, Dakin, Murphy, Rogers, Tupper, Higgins, and Bartholomew to shadow the thieves.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      “Place a strong guard – a guard of thirty picked men, with a relief of thirty – over the place from whence the elephant was stolen, to keep strict watch there night and day, and allow none to approach – except reporters – without written authority from me.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      “Place detectives in plain clothes in the railway; steamship, and ferry depôts, and upon all roadways leading out of Jersey City, with orders to search all suspicious persons.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      “Furnish all these men with photograph and accompanying description of the elephant, and instruct them to search all trains and outgoing ferry-boats and other vessels.”

      “Yes,

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