husband.
Claud.
Another Hero!
Hero.
Nothing certainer:
One Hero died defil’d, but I do live,
And surely as I live, I am a maid.
D. Pedro.
The former Hero! Hero that is dead!
Leon.
She died, my lord, but whiles her slander liv’d.
Friar.
All this amazement can I qualify,
When after that the holy rites are ended,
I’ll tell you largely of fair Hero’s death.
Mean time let wonder seem familiar,
And to the chapel let us presently.
Bene.
Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice?
Beat. [Unmasking.]
I answer to that name. What is your will?
Bene.
Do not you love me?
Beat.
Why, no, no more than reason.
Bene.
Why then your uncle and the Prince and Claudio
Have been deceived. They swore you did.
Beat.
Do not you love me?
Bene.
Troth, no, no more than reason.
Beat.
Why then my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula
Are much deceiv’d, for they did swear you did.
Bene.
They swore that you were almost sick for me.
Beat.
They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me.
Bene.
’Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me?
Beat.
No, truly, but in friendly recompense.
Leon.
Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman.
Claud.
And I’ll be sworn upon’t that he loves her,
For here’s a paper written in his hand,
A halting sonnet of his own pure brain,
Fashion’d to Beatrice.
Hero.
And here’s another
Writ in my cousin’s hand, stol’n from her pocket,
Containing her affection unto Benedick.
Bene. A miracle! here’s our own hands against our hearts. Come, I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for pity.
Beat. I would not deny you, but by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion, and partly to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption.
[Bene.] Peace, I will stop your mouth.
[Kissing her.]
D. Pedro.
How dost thou, Benedick the married man?
Bene. I’ll tell thee what, Prince: a college of wit- crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No, if a man will be beaten with brains, ’a shall wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it, and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. For thy part, Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee, but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruis’d, and love my cousin.
Claud. I had well hop’d thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgell’d thee out of thy single life, to make thee a double-dealer, which out of question thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee.
Bene. Come, come, we are friends. Let’s have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts and our wives’ heels.
Leon. We’ll have dancing afterward.
Bene. First, of my word; therefore play, music. Prince, thou art sad, get thee a wife, get thee a wife. There is no staff more reverent than one tipp’d with horn.
Enter Messenger.
Mess.
My lord, your brother John is ta’en in flight,
And brought with armed men back to Messina.
Bene. Think not on him till to-morrow. I’ll devise thee brave punishments for him. Strike up, pipers.
Dance. [Exeunt.]
¶
William Shakespeare
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( 1599 )
First Folio, 1623
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