Sex in a Tent. Michelle Waitzman

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5: How to Have Sex in a Tent Without Destroying It

       Setting the Mood

       Building Your Love Nest

       Doing the Tent Tango

       Keeping It Clean

       Toys and Tools

       Chapter 6: Making Car Camping the Ultimate Drive-In

       Luxury on Four Wheels

       Avoiding the Family Free-for-All

       Private Parking in Public Parks

       Campground Sexual Etiquette

       Going Out of Bounds

       Chapter 7: Paddling to Paradise

       How to be Romantic When You’re Not Even Facing Each Other

       Wet and Wild

       Rocking the Boat

       Whatever Floats Your Boat

       Chapter 8: Holding Hands While Backpacking

       Romantic Gestures in the Wilderness

       Selecting Secluded Trails

       Frontcountry Foreplay

       Building a Desirable Campsite

       Boinking in the Backcountry

       Returning to Civilized Society

       Appendix 1: The Most Romantic Campsites in North America

       Northwest US

       Northeast US

       Southwest US

       Southeast US

       Alaska

       Hawaii

       Western Canada

       Eastern Canada

       Appendix 2: The World as Your Outdoor Bedroom

       Mexico and South America

       Europe

       Asia

       Africa

       Australia and New Zealand

       Appendix 3: Absolutely Everything You Need to Get Outside and Get It On

       Books, Toys, and More for Wild Couples

       Singles Outdoor Resources

       Gay and Lesbian Outdoor Resources

       Camping

       Backpacking

       Paddling

       Gear and Clothing

       Parks

       Cooking

       About the Author

      Introduction:

      How Camping Can

      IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE

      I know what you’re thinking: How could a book on camping possibly improve your sex life? Admittedly, it sounds unlikely. For most, camping is about challenging ourselves against nature, with only a thin layer of Gore-Tex to protect us from the elements. Traditionally, people went into the woods to tough it out, not to get it on. Most likely, your idea of a romantic weekend away involves crisp linens and room service—and there’s nothing wrong with that. But once in a while, even the bottle of sparkling chilling in a stand next to the rosepetal-covered bed in your five-star hotel gets a little mundane. Maybe you and your lover are ready for something different. Something wilder. Something outside the walls of your bedroom. Something just plain outside.

      The exhilaration of the wilderness can really fan our flames when it comes to love. In reality, the pursuits of the great outdoors and great sex are not all that different. Think about what people look for in great sex: spontaneity, adventure, mystery, excitement, uncertainty. If you asked Sir Edmund Hillary why he “mounted” Everest, he just might give you the same list.

      If your sex life is lacking excitement, the problem might be the scenery, not the performers. Camping together will definitely change the scenery. After all, it’s something we do to put some adventure back into our lives—and if you believe the dozens of best-selling books, talk shows, and advice columns on improving your sex life, adventure is the one thing we could all use a bit more of between the sheets.

      Consider Heather, an Arizona camper who is so enthusiastic about her outdoor escapades that she maintains a website entitled “Naked in the Woods.” Heather and her husband, John, make it a point to “play naked” whenever possible on their outdoor adventures. In their nine years of camping together, they have had sex on the top of a mountain, on hiking trails, in the water, and, of course, on a beach. According to Heather, the whole idea of being someplace where they could get caught is enough to keep them seeking out more romantic adventures on our public lands. And indeed, she says, “We’ve been caught many, many times! That just makes it more exciting!”

      Not everyone is so comfortable with public exposure, but these two have found the perfect way to rejuvenate their sex life by taking it away from their regular routine. According to Esther Perel, a therapist who counsels couples in the urban wilds of New York, the domestic comforts of home can be a real turnoff. In her book, Mating in Captivity: Reconciling the Erotic + the Domestic (HarperCollins 2006), Perel looks at the things that can get in the way of erotic desire for long-term couples. She thinks it’s a great idea to trade mating in captivity for mating in the wild now and then. With no bedroom, no TV, no phone, and no schedule, you’ll be free to let your imagination take over.

      “We tend to associate home with the place where you feel serious and responsible; it’s not a place we associate with playfulness,” Perel says. “You can make home predictable, but you can’t make nature predictable. It can bring out playfulness. When you go into nature, you go to play.”

      That

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