Would you rather…
have sex with a Cyclops Angelina Jolie with the arms of a gorilla and the trunk of an elephant
OR
Joy Behar?
Would you rather…
have sex with Orlando Bloom OR Tom Brady?
Chris Daughtry OR LeBron James?
Robert Pattinson in character as Edward Cullen OR
Robert Pattinson, the actor?
Would you rather…
give the person on your left a massage and “happy ending”
OR
give the person on your right a thorough prostate exam?
Would you rather…
tongue-kiss the person to your left
OR
get slapped by the person on your right?
FUN WITH PUPPETS
Would you rather…
have sex with Big Bird
OR
Cookie Monster?
Things to consider: CM’s voracious appetite, contracting a Bird Flu STD
Would you rather…
have sex with The Count
OR
Snuffleupagus?
Things to consider: the Count’s OCD, Snuffy produces 18 gallons of ejaculate upon orgasm
ROBBIN’ THE CRADLE
Would you rather…
have sex with the offspring of Josh Duhamel and Fergie when it grows up OR the child of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?
the offspring of Gisele and Tom Brady OR of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?
the offspring of Seal and Heidi Klum OR David and Victoria Beckham?
Would you rather…
have sex with an auctioneer who speaks in auctioneer inflection during sex
OR
an aspiring rapper who freestyle rhymes during sex?
Things to consider: Try both.
Would you rather…
have sex with the fourth image when you Google “swarthy”
OR
the third image when you Google “albino”?
Things to consider: Make your choice before Googling, then check and see what you are dealing with.
Would you rather…
have sex with Lady Gaga and then have to wear her outfits for a month
OR
have sex with Dame Judi Dench?
Would you rather…
have sex with the 4 out of 5 dentists that recommend Trident sugarless gum
OR
the 5th dissenting dentist?
Things to consider: Do you like rebels? Rebels with tooth decay?
WHERE’D YOU RATHER…?
Would you rather have sex…
on the monkey bars OR on a seesaw?
on you parents’ bed when they are out OR in the room adjacent to your parents’ room (separated only by a thin wall) while they are home?
in a plane restroom (mile high club) OR in a train restroom (4 foot high club)?
in the pit with all those balls in a Chuck E. Cheese play area OR in a convertible while it is going through a carwash?
on a bed of nails in private OR on a luxuriously soft bed at Mattress Discounters during a Columbus Day sale?
Would you rather…
have sex with Bono OR Elvis in his prime?
Jason Mraz OR Jack Johnson?
Dave Matthews OR Rob Thomas?
Things to consider: What if each serenaded you first?
Would you rather…
have sex with Beyoncé OR Christina Aguilera?
Madonna now OR Britney Spears when she turns 50?
Lindsay Lohan sober OR Lindsay Lohan messed up?
Would you rather…
have sex with a die-hard liberal who’s conservative in bed
OR
a die-hard conservative who’s liberal in bed? Who’d you rather marry?
Would you rather…
bang the office hottie on your boss’s desk
OR
your high school crush in the principal’s office?
Would you rather…
have sex with Steve Carell OR
