Scandals used to lend charm, or at least interest, to a man—now they crush him. And yours is a very nasty scandal. You couldn’t survive it. If it were known that as a young man, secretary to a great and important minister, you sold a Cabinet secret for a large sum of money, and that that was the origin of your wealth and career, you would be hounded out of public life, you would disappear completely. And after all, Sir Robert, why should you sacrifice your entire future rather than deal diplomatically with your enemy? For the moment I am your enemy. I admit it! And I am much stronger than you are. The big battalions are on my side. You have a splendid position, but it is your splendid position that makes you so vulnerable. You can’t defend it! And I am in attack. Of course I have not talked morality to you. You must admit in fairness that I have spared you that. Years ago you did a clever, unscrupulous thing; it ·42· turned out a great success. You owe to it your fortune and position. And now you have got to pay for it. Sooner or later we all have to pay for what we do. You have to pay now. Before I leave you to-night, you have got to promise me to suppress your report, and to speak in the House in favour of this scheme.
sir robert chiltern
What you ask is impossible.
mrs. cheveley
You must make it possible. You are going to make it possible. Sir Robert, you know what your English newspapers are like. Suppose that when I leave this house I drive down to some newspaper office, and give them this scandal and the proofs of it! Think of their loathsome joy, of the delight they would have in dragging you down, of the mud and mire they would plunge you in. Think of the hypocrite with his greasy smile penning his leading article, and arranging the foulness of the public placard.
sir robert chiltern
Stop! You want me to withdraw the report and to make a short speech stating that I believe there are possibilities in the scheme?
mrs. cheveley
[Sitting down on the sofa.] Those are my terms.
·43· sir robert chiltern
[In a low voice.] I will give you any sum of money you want.
mrs. cheveley
Even you are not rich enough, Sir Robert, to buy back your past. No man is.
sir robert chiltern
I will not do what you ask me. I will not.
mrs. cheveley
You have to. If you don’t … [Rises from the sofa.]
sir robert chiltern
[Bewildered and unnerved.] Wait a moment! What did you propose? You said that you would give me back my letter, didn’t you?
mrs. cheveley
Yes. That is agreed. I will be in the Ladies’ Gallery to-morrow night at half-past eleven. If by that time—and you will have had heaps of opportunity—you have made an announcement to the House in the terms I wish, I shall hand you back your letter with the prettiest thanks, and the best, or at any rate the most suitable, compliment I can think of. I intend to play quite fairly with you. ·44· One should always play fairly … when one has the winning cards. The Baron taught me that … amongst other things.
sir robert chiltern
You must let me have time to consider your proposal.
mrs. cheveley
No; you must settle now!
sir robert chiltern
Give me a week—three days!
mrs. cheveley
Impossible! I have got to telegraph to Vienna to-night.
sir robert chiltern
My God! what brought you into my life?
mrs. cheveley
Circumstances. [Moves towards the door.]
sir robert chiltern
Don’t go. I consent. The report shall be withdrawn. I will arrange for a question to be put to me on the subject.
·45· mrs. cheveley
Thank you. I knew we should come to an amicable agreement. I understood your nature from the first. I analyzed you, though you did not adore me. And now you can get my carriage for me, Sir Robert. I see the people coming up from supper, and Englishmen always get romantic after a meal, and that bores me dreadfully.
[Exit Sir Robert Chiltern.]
[Enter Guests, Lady Chiltern, Lady Markby, Lord Caversham, Lady Basildon, Mrs. Marchmont, Vicomte de Nanjac, Mr. Montford.]
lady markby
Well, dear Mrs. Cheveley, I hope you have enjoyed yourself. Sir Robert is very entertaining, is he not?
mrs. cheveley
Most entertaining! I have enjoyed my talk with him immensely.
lady markby
He has had a very interesting and brilliant career. And he has married a most admirable wife. Lady Chiltern is a woman of the very highest principles, I am glad to say. I am a little too old now, myself, to trouble about setting a good example, but I always admire people who do. And Lady Chiltern has a ·46· very ennobling effect on life, though her dinner-parties are rather dull sometimes. But one can’t have everything, can one? And now I must go, dear. Shall I call for you to-morrow?
mrs. cheveley
Thanks.
lady markby
We might drive in the Park at five. Everything looks so fresh in the Park now!
mrs. cheveley
Except the people!
lady markby
Perhaps the people are a little jaded. I have often observed that the Season as it goes on produces a kind of softening of the brain. However, I think anything is better than high intellectual pressure. That is the most unbecoming thing there is. It makes the noses of the young girls so particularly large. And there is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose, men don’t like them. Good-night, dear! [To Lady Chiltern.] Good-night, Gertrude! [Goes out on Lord Caversham’s arm.]
mrs. cheveley
What a charming house you have, Lady Chiltern! ·47· I have spent a delightful evening. It has been so interesting getting to know your husband.
lady chiltern
Why did you wish to meet my husband, Mrs. Cheveley?
mrs. cheveley
Oh, I will tell you. I wanted to interest him in this Argentine Canal scheme,
