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Вежливо поздоровался с гардеробщицей. В руке несёт портфель, в нём учебники. Заходит в класс.

      Удивлённый шёпот:

      – Смотри, Вовочка появился! Надо же, и не матерится!

      Вовочка учтиво обращается к учительнице:

      – Здравствуйте, Мария Ивановна!

      Та, шарахаясь:

      – Вовочка?! Да пошёл ты на х*й!..

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      Вовочка, услышав как мурлыкает кот, бежит к отцу-автомеханику:

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