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| THE VOICE | |
| THE MOFFATTS, COUNTY DURHAM | |
| SCARLETT: I bet George Michael’s turning in his bloody grave. | |
| STEPHEN & CHRIS, BRIGHTON | |
| STEPHEN: It’s enough to give your arsehole a headache. | |
| THE WOERDENWEBERS, THE WIRRAL | |
| RALF: It’s like karaoke after twenty pints. | |
| BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT | |
| THE MOFFATTS, COUNTY DURHAM | |
| SCARLETT: The first thing that I do whenever they come on Britain’s Got Talent is Google the name. And 90 per cent of the time they’ve worked on cruise ships, they’ve done big gigs, they’ve won talent contests before. And I’m just like, this is not fair. And you should never know the sob stories. | |
| MARK: Everybody’s got a sob story. | |
| SCARLETT: I feel like TV lies to us. I do. That’s why I like doing Gogglebox – because people have an opinion of everybody. And then, when they get to watch you a little bit more, they get to see the real you. | |
| STEPH & DOM, SANDWICH | |
| STEPH: Can you imagine the interviews? ‘Have you had any shit in your life? Have you lost any parents? Give us your worst shit and then you might be worth putting out.’ |
| COUNTDOWN | |
| THE SIDDIQUIS, DERBY | |
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BAASIT: I hate Dictionary Corner. They’re a right bunch of know-it-alls. They’ve got a flipping dictionary in front of them; of course they’re going to get it. |
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| LEON & JUNE, LIVERPOOL | |
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JUNE: Passion: P-A-S-S-I-O-N. |
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LEON: Piss is on as well: P-I-S-S. |
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| DEAL OR NO DEAL | |
| THE SIDDIQUIS, DERBY | |
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UMAR: Noel Edmonds is a game show host of things that aren’t game shows. They all say they’ve got a strategy. What’s the strategy? Just pick a box. It’s ridiculous. And there’s no banker there on the other line. |
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| THE WOERDENWEBERS, THE WIRRAL | |
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VIV: I’d go on Deal or No Deal. Yeah, I have a strategy actually. I know what boxes I’d pick. ’Cause I play it on the phone. |
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| SANDY & SANDRA, BRIXTON | |
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SANDY: I can’t do it. I only learnt it the other day. I think it’s boring. I can’t be arsed waiting for the banker to tell me this and tell me that. And don’t get it twisted. The banker’s always going to be right. They always say it’s like gambling, isn’t it? Casinos always end up winning in the end. |
Stephen & Chris
BRIGHTON
Stephen, 43, and Chris, 38, are hairdressers
and first met eleven years ago. Stephen spends
a lot of time at Chris’s bungalow near Brighton,
where they love a takeaway in front of the telly.
Chris shares his home (and often his sofa)
with his enormous cat, Ginge.
HOW DID YOU MEET?
STEPHEN: We were working in the same salon as each other about eleven or twelve years ago. Then he left and went somewhere else, and I left, and when I came back to Brighton about three years ago, we met up with each other again.
CHRIS: You started chatting to me on Grindr, didn’t you?
STEPHEN: Yeah. And we
