500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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href="#ulink_47c945a4-2ecd-57d6-803f-1273c83f951a">Epic of the Whistling Nine

       Tale of a Cook and a "Crump"

       "—— Returns the Penny"

       "In Time for the Workman's?"

       A Lovely Record

       Logic in No Man's Land

       Fousands ... and Millions

       Lost: A Front Line

       "If Our Typist Could See Me Nah"

       Q! Q! Queue!

       "Fine 'eads er Salery!"

       The Old Soldier Falls

       Not Meant For Him

       An Extra Fast Bowler

       "I'll Call a Taxi, Sir"

       Attack in "Birthday Clothes"

       His Good-bye to the Q.M.

       From Bow and Harrow

       Piccadilly in the Front Line

       "Wag's" Exhortation

       Making a King of Him

       "Peace? Not wiv you 'ere!"

       An Expert on Shells

       A Camel "on the Waggon"

       Parting Presents

       Bluebottles and Wopses

       The Cheerful "Card"

       Great Stuff This Shrapnel

       Wot a War!

       The Umpire

       "Don't Tell 'Aig"

       "... In Love and War"

       "Afraid of Yer Own Shells"

       The Leader of the Blind

       Pity the Poor Ducks

       Waiting Room Only

       Not Yet Blasé

       Paid with a Mills

       The Guns' Obligato

       In the Garden of Eden

       Santa Claus in a Hurry

       What Paderewski was Missing

       A Target, but No Offers

       Their own Lord Mayor's Show

       Pill-Box Crown and Anchor

       "C.O.'s Paid 'is Phone Bill"

       The "Garden Party Crasher"

       Those Big Wasps

       Why he Looked for Help

       The Winkle Shell

       Forgot his Dancing Pumps

       Lift Out of Order

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