500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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Hide and Seek with Jerry

       Too Much for his Imagination

       "Currants" for Bunn

       The Driver to his Horse

       Two Kinds of "Shorts"

       Mespot—On 99 Years' Lease

       "Fro Something at Them!"

       Missed his Mouth-organ

       Water-cooled

       Top-hatted Piper of Mons

       Two Heads and a Bullet

       Spoiling the Story

       Afraid of Dogs

       The Song of Battle

       Stalls at "Richthofen's Circus"

       "Butter-Fingers!"

       Getting into Hot Water

       2. LULL

       Rate of Exchange—on Berlin

       A Hen Coup

       A "Baa-Lamb" in the Trenches

       He Coloured

       Why the Fat Man Laughed

       He Met Shackleton!

       Domestic Scene: Scene, Béthune

       Getting Their Bearings

       High Tea

       Lots in a Name

       Gunga Din the Second

       A Fag fer an 'Orse

       Put to Graze

       Smith's Feather Pillow

       Bombs and Arithmetic

       Help from Hindenburg

       Raised his Voice—And the Dust

       Mademoiselle from—Palestine

       "Ally Toot Sweet"

       Luckier than the Prince

       A Jerry he Couldn't Kill

       "Q" for Quinine

       Blinkin' Descendant of Nebuchadnezzar

       Well-Cut Tailoring

       Evacuating "Darby and Joan"

       "Why ain't the Band Playing?"

       His Deduction

       Peter in the Pool

       Where "Movie" Shows Cost Soap

       Sherlock Holmes in the Desert

       The Army "Loops the Loop"

       Repartee on the Ridge

       A New Kind of "Missing"

      

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