500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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the Moral

       Spelling v. Shelling

       "Ducks and Drakes! Ducks and Drakes!"

       You Must have Discipline

       L.B.W. in Mespot

       Trench-er Work

       "The Best Man—Goes Fust"

       When Clemenceau Kissed the Sergeant

       Poet and—Prophet

       Pub that Opened Punctually

       That Precious Tiny Tot

       Cigs and Cough Drops

       "Smiler" to the End

       "The Bishop" and the Bright Side

       "Chuck yer Blinkin' 'Aggis at 'im!"

       Back to Childhood

       The Altruist

       "Minnie's Stepped on my Toe!"

       In the Dim Dawn

       Beau Brummell's Puttees

       Plenty of Room on Top

       Nearly Lost His Washing-Bowl

       Bath Night

       Back to the Shack

       His Last Gamble

       That Infernal Drip-Drip-Drip!

       "A Blinkin' Vanity Box"

       Playing at Statues

       Bo Peep—1915 Version

       Jerry's Dip in the Fat

       Carried Unanimously

       A Very Hot Bath

       In Lieu of ——

       Putting the Hatt on It

       Tangible Evidence

       What the Cornwalls' Motto Meant

       Atlas—On the Somme

       Putting the Lid on It

       Taffy was a—German!

       A Tea-time Story

       A Tip to a Prisoner

       Cockney Logic

       "Penalty, Ref!"

       An Appointment with his Medical Adviser

       One Up, and Two to Go

       On the Parados

       Not Croquet

       Sausages and Mashed

       Cheery to the End

       Souvenirs First

       Seven Shies a Tanner!

       Bill Hawkins Fights Them All

      

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