500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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href="#ulink_ed71d082-e45b-567a-a8bb-1f209c7aa23d">And it Started with a Hen Raid!

       "I'm a Water-Lily"

       Not Knowin' the Language

       Churning in the Skies

       Larnin' the Mule

       "Dr. Livingstone, I Presoom"

       The Veteran Scored

       Old Moore Was Right

       He Wouldn't Insult the Mule

       "Don't Touch 'em, Sonny!"

       "Ze English—Zey are all Mad!"

       Mixed History

       Got His Goat!

       A Difficult Top Note

       Home by Underground

       A Job for Samson

       Jerry Wins a Bet

       Lucky he was Born British

       You Never Can Tell

       The Window Gazer

       "I Don't Fink"

       Why the Attack Must Fail

       The "Shovers"

       Rehearsal—Without the Villain

       Poetry Before the Push

       'Erb's Consolation Prize

       Rum for Sore Feet

       Two Guineas' Worth

       The Four-footed Spy

       Not Every Dog has his Night

       The Brigadier's Glass Eye

       The Chaplain-General's Story

       A Thirst Worth Saving

       Points of View

       Not the British Museum

       Jerry Would Not Smile

       "Birdie" Had to Smile

       Their Very Own Secret

       Window Cleaners Coming!

       First Blow

       M.M. (Mounted Marine)

       His German 'Arp

       Jack went a-Riding

       Bitter Memories

       Tommy "Surrounded" Them

       Shell-holes and Southend

       "Make Me a Good 'Orse"

       The Lost Gumboot

       "Compree 'Sloshy'?"

       Looking-Glass Luck

       Mine that was His

       "Geography" Hour

      

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