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lord illingworth
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years. To hear them talk one would imagine they were in their first childhood. As far as civilisation goes they are in their second.
kelvil
There is undoubtedly a great deal of corruption in American politics. I suppose you allude to that?
lord illingworth
I wonder.
lady hunstanton
Politics are in a very sad way everywhere, I ·18· am told. They certainly are in England. Dear Mr. Cardew is ruining the country. I wonder Mrs. Cardew allows him. I am sure, Lord Illingworth, you don’t think that uneducated people should be allowed to have votes?
lord illingworth
I think they are the only people who should.
kelvil
Do you take no side then in modern politics, Lord Illingworth?
lord illingworth
One should never take sides in anything, Mr. Kelvil. Taking sides is the beginning of sincerity, and earnestness follows shortly afterwards, and the human being becomes a bore. However, the House of Commons really does very little harm. You can’t make people good by Act of Parliament,—that is something.
kelvil
You cannot deny that the House of Commons has always shown great sympathy with the sufferings of the poor.
lord illingworth
That is its special vice. That is the special vice of the age. One should sympathise with the ·19· joy, the beauty, the colour of life. The less said about life’s sores the better, Mr. Kelvil.
kelvil
Still our East End is a very important problem.
lord illingworth
Quite so. It is the problem of slavery. And we are trying to solve it by amusing the slaves.
lady hunstanton
Certainly, a great deal may be done by means of cheap entertainments, as you say, Lord Illingworth. Dear Dr. Daubeny, our rector here, provides, with the assistance of his curates, really admirable recreations for the poor during the winter. And much good may be done by means of a magic lantern, or a missionary, or some popular amusement of that kind.
lady caroline
I am not at all in favour of amusements for the poor, Jane. Blankets and coals are sufficient. There is too much love of pleasure amongst the upper classes as it is. Health is what we want in modern life. The tone is not healthy, not healthy at all.
kelvil
You are quite right, Lady Caroline.
·20· lady caroline
I believe I am usually right.
mrs. allonby
Horrid word ‘health.’
lord illingworth
Silliest word in our language, and one knows so well the popular idea of health. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox—the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
kelvil
May I ask, Lord Illingworth, if you regard the House of Lords as a better institution than the House of Commons?
lord illingworth
A much better institution, of course. We in the House of Lords are never in touch with public opinion. That makes us a civilised body.
kelvil
Are you serious in putting forward such a view?
lord illingworth
Quite serious, Mr. Kelvil. [To Mrs. Allonby.] ·21· Vulgar habit that is people have now-a-days of asking one, after one has given them an idea, whether one is serious or not. Nothing is serious except passion. The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all. The only serious form of intellect I know is the British intellect. And on the British intellect the illiterates play the drum.
lady hunstanton
What are you saying, Lord Illingworth, about the drum?
lord illingworth
I was merely talking to Mrs. Allonby about the leading articles in the London newspapers.
lady hunstanton
But do you believe all that is written in the newspapers?
lord illingworth
I do. Now-a-days it is only the unreadable that occurs. [Rises with Mrs. Allonby.]
lady hunstanton
Are you going, Mrs. Allonby?
·22· mrs. allonby
Just as far as the conservatory. Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.
lady hunstanton
My dear, I hope there is nothing of the kind. I will certainly speak to the gardener.
[Exit Mrs. Allonby and Lord Illingworth.]
lady caroline
Remarkable type, Mrs. Allonby.
lady hunstanton
She lets her clever tongue run away with her sometimes.
lady caroline
Is that the only thing, Jane, Mrs. Allonby allows to run away with her?
lady hunstanton
I hope so, Caroline, I am sure.
[Enter Lord Alfred.]
Dear Lord Alfred, do join us. [Lord Alfred sits down beside Lady Stutfield.]
lady caroline
You believe good of every one, Jane. It is a great fault.
·23· lady stutfield
Do you really, really think, Lady Caroline, that one should believe evil of every one?
lady